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Don't think it was one of the actual Chairmans dinners as such, just a social event that Cortese attended

Christ, we'll all be sh it faced by the 5th minute...

Err, why exactly? Do Chelsea fans expect Lampard to miss every time he steps up?

Anyone else remember the Manageress a few years ago? Cherie Lunghi in her prime. Teenage ****s aplenty...

Sorry to hear your sad news mate, I lost my Dad just after christmas so I know exactly what you're going through. I'm sure your Dad will be watching on Saturday, lets hope the boys do him proud. RIP.

This. A lot of them seem to think SMS is a bit of a doddle compared to ****hole park, lets show them just how hostile we can make it, for the full 95 mins.

Were sending you down were sending you down you dirty/cheating skate bastards were sending you down

Bugger that, stay in your seat, you'll get a better view of them getting eaten by the police dogs!

Every time we give him stick he scores, he thrives on it. Just ignore him.

And starting to look like a bloody good decision!

Liverpool, Everton, Man U, Newcastle and Arsenal hopefully. IF we go up...

In all seriousness, I would like to see us stick a cheeky bid in for Ali Al-Habsi, although I haven't written Bart off yet. If we go up I think it would make sense to loan him out to a championship club, with an instant recall clause.

Casillas?

Ive got a feeling they may bring them down P**tsmouth road and over the bridge.. That way they can all jump off after the game...

Calm down all you uber-fans. It happens at every ground every week. Only thing I would say is if you are going to go early, do it quickly and stop blocking the view of people who want to stay to the end.

This interview kind of ties in with what I was told earlier in the week about why Billy isn't playing much. Without going into too much detail as its quite personal, there were several clubs in for him, it was Nige that persuaded him to come here, and the support the club have offered him while he continues to try and get over losing Luey.

Mansel park looks better than that ****hole to be fair

Probably about an hour after it leaves SMS

Same here, although looks like I will be popping my festival cherry this year at Bloodstock

I live in a council house. And sorry to upset the masses who apparently pay for my keep, but I pay the same in taxes (percentage wise) as anyone else. I don't claim housing or council tax benefit. My wife and I both work, but there is no way we can get on the property ladder. Our place is one of the few remaining council owned properties on the estate, and because of that its a very nice place to live. If I'm ever in a position to buy this place I almost certainly will, as I want something of value to leave my kids, that will be my reason for buying it though, not to rent it out, which as far as I am concerned should be illegal.

Seabourne won't be here much longer IMO, a league 1 player at best.

No, match tickets are being handed out on the buses, same as for us.

Actually the ones who won't know what hit them will be the first ones on the pitch. I know what will hit them, a big fck off police German Shepherd!

Is it not the Prozone cameras?

To be honest the rest of the ground would be a lot noisier if the littls scrotes who bang the back of the northam would just slow down, they speed everything up so much the rest of the ground can't join in.