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Really, really difficult to find the actual result on their official site. You have to scroll down to the bottom of the match report past all the stuff about them being a huge club now because they'll be visiting Elland Road, Loftus Road and the City Ground. Then almost as an afterthought they list the Real Madrid scorers. But nowhere on the entire site is there anything resembling: AFC BOURNEMOUTH 0 - 6 REAL MADRID It's almost as if they're a bit embarrassed.

He could afford to buy the pub TBF

The latest word people can't spell anymore. FFS. I know, I know.

McIlroy - classic case of "if it ain't bust don't fix it"

Absolutely this. This magazine has been forecasting a dire economic future for years - not too difficult you may think in these times. But buy the magazine and you will be one of the lucky few to actually prosper in the awful coming times. Their solution? Buy gold - and more gold, then when you've done that, buy some more. Not working out too well at the moment is it?

http://www.angleseacarradio.co.uk/ HTH

http://www.transfermarketweb.com/?action=read&idsel=124232 But also http://www.transfermarketweb.com/?action=read&idsel=124255 So who knows?

He's a professional tennis player not a professional personality which is a pretty shallow career to follow in my opinion. I do hope in your career Mr. Alpine Saint you are not judged on your personality rather than your worth in the job you do. I'm guessing that your colleagues would have a pretty low opinion of your personality, as do most of the posters on this forum.

We'll win the football World Cup next in 2090 - 77 years time. Maybe. Spooky.

Why is it that the BBC describe every other match as 'the greatest match of all time' or 'the best match we've ever seen' or some such b*llocks? It's good, but not that good. No doubt Murray v the Pole later on will be 'the greatest match of all time' as well. Gets on my t*ts.

Indeed, I used to know him very well as we were both involved in the local printing industry. A big Old English Sheepdog enthusiast (hence the nickname?). Haven't seen him for years though - hope he's OK.

He must do, Michelmersh to Staplewood is nearly 13 whole miles!

They could always double the prize money and have one event - The Singles Championships - open to both men and women. Problem solved. Works well in snooker.

I'd volunteer but I ain't crossing swords with anyone. Sorry Phil.

Completely agree Phil. May I just add that I think the design is particularly naff, and if I was anything to do with aap I'd be apoplectic - the gold logo is hardly VISIBLE against the red, and brand visibility is the whole point of shirt sponsorship.

Terry Paine. Could beat 3 men in 3 paces then stick it on a sixpence for big Ron - again and again. I never really understood why modern players sometimes overhit or underhit passes (even from dead ball situations) by about 10 yards. Maybe it's these beachballs they play with these days.

Charlie Adam?? Charlie f * c k i n Adam?? Really??

Well, tell us then, all-knowing one. It's easy and simple apparently. Spill the beans then. Cue: silence.

Which isn't difficult TBH.

It's easy to say it's all camera tricks and staged or whatever - but how does he actually do all this stuff? Anybody know - or is everybody in on the trick? Or maybe he's bribed Rio Ferdinand et al to keep their mouths shut. That's not going to come cheap. I think he's much cleverer than the usual on here think.

There is only one watch - they have to give it back after photo opportunity.

Do you really need a disciplinary hearing for that though? I prefer the whoopsie theory.

I wonder what he actually did - anyone know. The t*rd incident?

Oxenford presses wrong button - again. And England throw it away.

Have you considered the possibility that you're the one who's rubbish, and not itunes?