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They are a complete waste of everyone's time and money. In my experience they were completely disregarded by everyone involved in the property buying/selling process. Thank God I didn't waste thousands on training to be one of the inspectors. One of my better decisions

Well that won't happen thanks to the latest FA ****-up

Completely agree - when he had a few games during KD's injury this season I thought he looked solid as a rock. If Kelvin wasn't "such a nice bloke" and club captain an'all, I reckon Bart might have overtaken him by now. I'd like to give him an extended run in the first team. I know he looked dodgy in a few games at the start of a championship season a few years ago, but he shouldn't still be paying the price for that

If she's anything like her mum we've got a few years to wait yet. I used to be in the print game and we prepared a special edition for the Queen Mum's demise 15 YEARS before she popped her clogs. I don't think it ever made the news stands - it was a bit out of date by then.

Throwing the bat now

Double century for Ervine. Excellent effort

Forget shares, and bonds - its going to get ugly again. Buy physical gold and stick it under the bed. HTH

Plain chocolate Toffee Crisp - the ones in the blue wrapper. Sadly not available any more.

Fair enough

Everybody seems to assume that invading the pitch is illegal, but I'm wondering whether, under UK law, it is. The only offence that I can see is one of trespass on the club's property, which under UK law is a civil offence, not a criminal one. Which means that the club could sue the offenders in the civil courts, or more probably ban them, but as it's not a criminal offence it's nothing to do with the police. The police are probably there for deterrent purposes, but it would explain their reluctance to get involved. Any lawyers out there?

I don't. They always were a bunch of c*nts. And I've not changed my opinion.

I'd like to see Walton's assessment for the Leeds match. Straight back to some nice high profile matches in the weeks that followed. Surprise surprise. His reward for following orders? Surely not, how absurd! Everything's as straight as a die in the English game isn't it. There are a few Premiership managers of the less fashionable teams who would not agree, especially when they're playing Man U, Chelsea et al.

Grasping at straws anyone? There's no way the FL will allow us to be promoted - we won't have served our punishment will we? I'm of the opinion that Walton was appointed for the Leeds match to assure we didn't win, and when that didn't work the referee for the Oldham match was under similar instructions. Allegedly, of course.

Nah, but a little variety would have been nice

tbh that was getting on my tits a bit

**** 4-3

Bollix 3-3

Bernard Manning got an undeserved bad press - just for not keeping up with the times. He was funny though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrI_4sJe47o&feature=PlayList&p=D773AD492DDB31BE&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=6

The whole "Project Camelot" thing is a massive hoax I'm afraid. I wish it were all true - but it's not.

Puncheon constantly delayed the obvious pass - tried to beat that last man - I thought he was very poor today.

But what's that stuff that looks like bird crap on the shoulder. You know what they say...if a bird craps on your shoulder, don't ask her out again Hammersmithblue Gotta laugh!

The PL are desperate to get this season finished and all fixtures completed to avoid complications. Once the final table is complete, and they're out of the Premiership, the roof falls in for P*mpey. Bigtime.

They - and Norway - couldn't give a s h i t. But as I said, they're doing OK. Don't have to support the lame ducks. I just wish we didn't have to - it's costing us and we can't afford it.

They're doing OK, better than us, .

We voted to be in a Common Market, not the EU. Actually I voted against.