Tamesaint

Such a big club eh Delldays?

Cue another page and a half of posts from Turkish and his little chum Dell Days boring the pants off everyone and attacking anyone who dares to suggest that Saints are not the a r s e wipes of the Premier League. This time last year Turkish was going on and on about how we were deluded to expect Jack Cork to prefer lil'ol' Southampton to giants of the English game like Burnley. God only knows how much more c r a p is likely to come out of him and his little chum between now and the start of the season.

I agree normally but the pies at Peterbotough were very good. I hope we buy up their supplier!!

Come and join Block 23 . It isn't that bad in the Family Centre..... although you can't have a bet there as there are no bookies.

Could be a difficult choice!!

I would be happy to help. Get in touch.

When we played at Leeds I had the pleasure of sitting amongst the home fans. At times it was so difficult to keep quiet but that is another story. When Billy Paynter came on as sub, the home fans sitting near me (think of Pompey fans with just a little bit more intelligence) went mental. To paraphrase what they were saying He is not a very good footballer and they would be pleased if he did not play ever again for them!! Seems perfect for Pompey then!!

Fantastic. Jus so pleased that the Germans lost a penalty shoot out. God knows how many corners the Germans had but they made none of them count. Chelsea had one corner and made it count. Now lets just beat the Germans in the Euros.

Agree entirely

You have a bit of a problem with the idea of 50k stadiums, CL football don't you?? You keep banging on about it - that's the second time today that you have brought it up in completely unrelated threads. For your sake it had better not happen, I doubt if you would be able to cope.

Perhaps sunny jim, you can point me in the direction of the post which says that we are a super club going to be European champiions in a 50,000 seater stadium. Oh and at the same time point me in the direction of any posts when you and delldays have said anything positive about the team you support.

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively. "I would like it infrequently," she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered - "Is that one word or two?"

Delldays predicting us to finish above West Ham ?? Do me a favour. You don't expect Delldays to say anything positive about us do you?? I firmly expect him to think that we will finsih 21st out of 20. Anyone who dares to think anything positive about Saints is immediately rounded up by him, and Turkish, taken outside and shot!!

You cannot criticise Turkish without Delldays sticking up for him. Don't you know its one of the rules on this board. Wherever Turkish goes, Delldays follows.

Morecambe is on the Lancashire coast. Eric Bartholomew came from there and used the town's name in his stage name. On the sea front at Morecombe there is a statue of Eric doing his famous one hand behind his ear dance. We have never played Morecombe in the league and will be scrapping the barrel to explain why they would not like us. Can you come up with better reasons for Oxford and AFC Wimbledon?

But brought up in Southampton.

Morecombe - They had Eric but we had Tommy Cooper AND Benny Hill Oxford - A few years ago webeat them in apreseason friendly on a penalty shootoutand won a trophy from them. AFC Wimbledon - When they were big boys wesent them down

What and let Turkish and his chums get away with their negativity being unchallenged? You must be joking.

Delldays hasn't posted since I made my observation. It might be worth making a similar comment on every thread on this forum if it has that effect.

Has anyone else noticed that as soon as Turkish posts, Delldays posts immediately afterwards. I wonder if they are related - or perhaps Turkish is such a nice boy that he likes a sailor. ;-);-0

Corp Ho seems to have gone on one of his self imposed exiles from the board. To show the old toy boy that he is being missed perhaps we could get together a list of his funniest pronouncements. Which one is our favourite? If we could get together a list of the funniest we could see if the mods would allow us a poll. Perhaps we could even have an award for the best one. The *Saintsweb pig sick award" has a certain ring to it. I know that competition is great & that there are many contenders. Who can forget the Maradona moment? Riquelme will never be the same again in my eyes. My personal favourite ,however, and my nomination for the award was the claim that Tescos would pay Pfc £20 million for Nottarf Krap. Many stand up comedians would pay a fortune for material like that. Does anyone have any other nominations?

I agree - the biggest problem with this story

We got 28k to see Man U reserves in the Cup 2 years ago. It cost many people £57 for that game and the match was on terrestial TV. A sellout for the match v Man U will be a formaity - as will the Chelsea / Citeh / Liverpool / Arsenal matches.

We sell out twice next season? Is that a sensible hypothesis ?? FFS We sold out when we were at home to Exeter in League 1. Are you suggesting that Man U / Man City / Chelsea / Arsenal etc will only generate 2 sellouts next season - even at £50 a pop ?? What a strange world you live in.