Wade Garrett

Clyne, great debut.

4th. We're f*cking mustard!

He would fit right in as part of a top 3, or as a wide man in a 4-4-2. I hope he watched the game, and realises what a good side we are.

I was talking in the context of the tv programme. They are full of their self-importance and spout unfounded drivel every Sunday morning.

To be honest, now the season is starting and we're looking to recruit class players, I care less and less about Pompey. They would be more wound up if we all showed complete indifference to them and their situation. I've enjoyed this thread, but that's it for me now.

Who gives a toss what a load of ill-informed hacks think?

Grow a pair mush.

In a nutshell. Exactly my point.

I agree. He is a decent manager at that level, but a horrible little f*cker. A bit like Billy Davies. Must be something to do with being a short-arse.

The very thought that Oyston wouldn't sell is a joke. Remember, it was his old man who pilfered £11million from the club in their Premiership season. It is very much a business with them. They will definitely sell.

They've screwed a lot in wages, and signed players with little sell-on value. Very short-term thinking, not how I'd like us to be.

No point moaning about Holloway. If the boot was on the other foot, we wouldn't be moaning about Adkins. Phillips has signed a contract, that much is true, and Blackpool don't have to sell him. Of course they will, especially now a transfer request has been handed in and they don't have to give 5% of the fee to the player. He wasn't left out of today's squad for any other reason. Blackpool just want to try and squeeze a bit more money out of us. Just like we have done in the past for our top players.

The President is talking rubbish. He agreed a fee with Spurs, about the same as our offer, but said it didn't happen because Ramirez wasn't happy with his terms. He is just trying to appease his supporters. If he is mucking us around, Cortese will walk away from the deal and rightly so. I still think he'll sign. Adkins didn't exactly pour cold water over it yesterday. He was grinning like a Cheshire cat.

You lot think you're the groovy gang.

I always start watching it half hour after it starts, just so I can use the sky+ fast forward between matches. They could have Gary Glitter as a pundit for all I care.

Fair do's mullet.

Spoke to my snout on the golf course today. He reckons Ramirez has been here all week. He'll sign.

3 is the traditional left-back number. Surprised Fox hasn't got it.

Definitely time for you to have a w*nk Pat.

Have you been drinking Pat. If you haven't might I suggest that you have a few, or crack one off. Chillax man.

There you go. A blow-job would be far nicer than leaving a horses head in his bed

I don't think so, unless Ramirez old man is a greedy c*nt who wants €600,000.

Just send someone round to Bologna to suck their president off. He's Italian, he'll probably knock a couple of million off.

I would be surprised if this went tits. A lot of the media have reported that the deal has been agreed. It sounds to me like the Bologna president is giving it the big one because he doesn't want to get filled in by his own supporters.

F*cking outrageous that we haven't signed anyone today........