Badger

There will now be numerous Bin Laden sightings reported, running a curry house on Mars, or possibly in Brick Lane next door to Elvis' Fish & Chip shop.

bellend

PM then please.

yes but did he actually go on the pitch??? Solent said he did but I am yet to see photographic evidence!!!

Is it true he was on the pitch celebrating yesterday with the players? Solent said so but there are no pictures of it...

Well done Nigel, you really have "taken care of business" in a most professional and dignified way since "entering the building". Congrats too to NC for an inspired choice of manager at a time when many - myself included - doubted the timing of such a move and overlooking illuminaries such as Martin O'Neill.

Huddersfield having a 24 match unbeaten run really puts the magnitude of Adkins achievement in context for me. From a local viewpoint, yes I'd like Bournemouth up, but Huddersfield deserve promotion for their form this season, and I wish them all the best for the play offs.

Davis, Butterfield, Fonte, Jaidi, Dickson, Chaplow, Hammond, Stephens, Lallana, Lambert, Connolly is the team COYS- please do it for me on my birthday today

Island

good for us I would suggest

"saints have this game in the palm of their hand" I don't like the sound of that PLEASE GET A SECOND

Saints stay calm, soak up pressure and get a second

**** huddersfield winning

Chance after chance for saints... watch us let one in now

rochdale beating posh lol

Fonte gets in a good block- both teams have had chances

Saints start with an attack

FFS updates from the cricket according to Adam Blackmore

Brighton seem to have fielded as strong a team as they could. COYS and come on you Albion

Can that stadium announcement get any louder at hartlepool?

beat me to it lol

those bompey fans sound so enthusiastic lol

Davis, Richardson, Jaidi, Fonte, Harding, Guly, Chaplow, Hammond, Lallana, Connolly, Lambert is the team

But we need a new recurring thread as most have given up on Oliver Bierhoff,Carsten Jancker, and De Pedro now signing for us.

Nicholl was an inspired signing,as was Boyer, but the main driving force for promotion was Alan Ball.