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Pap, can you explain why they were booing? I remember them booing the national anthem back in the eighties but not in recent years.

Absolutely agree with this. After the final whistle on Saturday I grabbed my daughters hand and we walked all the way across the pitch from the Kingsland to the Northam to find my brother, I was not going to let go. And she's 13.

H's busy arranging a hit-man to take care of Paul Hayward.

Excellent article on Adkins here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/southampton/9235030/Southampton-manager-Nigel-Adkins-is-lost-for-words-as-his-side-are-promoted-to-the-Premier-League.html

Agreed, I'll be in the Algarve but back in time for the game the following weekend.

Poor effort Turkish, copying someone elses amusing thread idea. Unless of course you are SPARTACUS?

Still debating how many spare pairs of underpants to take.

Easy to say delldays but it means everything. I'm gonna be devastated if we don't clinch promotion on Saturday.

And it's the same for most clubs. I'll be taking my daughter on saturday for her um, er second game this season. Sorry.

Keep getting engaged tone on that number. Did you leave it on engaged or keep re-dialling?

bump bump bloody bump what is the alternative number?????

bump

Typical woman, keeps interrupting.

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist it. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/reading/9212637/Premier-League-investigate-Russian-takeover-of-Reading.html

Yeah, don't think Reading will be a problem as its on Sky but Pompey? I've made a note of all the games involving the top 3 and the various dates and ko times. I'm going to spend half my time in front of a PC checking on the scores, it's going to be the most nerve wracking holiday ever!

I'm off to Gran Canaria tomorrow, missing Pompey, Palace & Reading. Bloody school holidays.

I can't believe people are making so much fuss over a film made 15 years ago.

Really? Looks like I share the same birthday as the great man, I am honoured.

I went to fill up this morning but they had run out of diesel, they had plenty of petrol though so I put that in instead.

The boy Cortese, he's played a blinder so far.

I blame the kid, I reckon he should pay Billy's fine.

Well if I can do it then anyone can. It is a really simple but very satisfying job. In the morning you've got a load of mud in the garden and at the end of the day a beautiful lawn. The important thing is not to rush into it and spend as much time preparing the soil first. If you can get a decent layer of top soil on there then do so. There are bound to be a few useful websites giving you the specifics.

On South Today tomorrow night?

Draw please

Yeah, the tax on sore bumhole cream has gone up.