benjii

It's not, dinlow. Read the post again. And have a good day, y'all.

I've got no animosity towards Mane, Clyne etc. It's just certain cockwombles whose misfortune is enjoyable. And for those pious bores who think people should "get over it", you are completely missing the point and presumably labouring under some sort of ignorant notion that those of us who heartily enjoyed the failures of the cockwombles are harbouring an unhealthy, gnarled, malignant state of mind. No. It's a bit of fun. I enjoyed the match much more for having a level of investment in it that would have been absent if it was, say, Bayern v PSG. So, quite simply, you don't get it and you're the weird ones.

It would be a complete shift for Spurs if they sign Bale. It's well known that they don't pay the wages that Man U, Chelsea and City pay. Bale could command £250k+ a week. Can't see it. At his wages, his options are those three clubs or PSG, basically. Or Barça if he runs his contract down but I can't see that.

If you watch the Salah / Ramos incident carefully, you can see that it's Salah who tries to lock arms first anyway.

Probably. I guess, objectively, Shearer is probably the nearest contender. Of course the correct answer is Le Tiss though.

If I was being cynical I would say that is just Ronaldo trying to grab some of the limelight after being overshadowed in the match. He was clearly DESPERATE to score.

Carillo, Forster and Boufal plus 10mill should do it.

"Paddy Sketcher". Got to be a wind-up?

I'm sure we'll send well-wishes when Jed Wallace gets his chance in the Champions League final.

Their owner has just Tweeted, bigging up Bale's goal as being good for south coast football. Not sure he's read his audience there.

Michael Eisner's just tweeted that Bale's goal was made on the south coast of England. Hahaha.

Liverpool's goal tonight, an excellent case in point.

If they buy a keeper it will be someone who has had several seasons in a top league, playing regularly. Not someone who's had half a season, once. They can't afford another **** up.

I love it.

Yeah, Grealish is worth a shot IMO.

I would love it if Bale is the star.

Villa have been complete toss!

I think Villa will win. Lots of experienced players and some quality with Grealish and Snodgrass. On the "big occasion", I think they'll get the win.

Very odd timing.

He's done something to annoy you since the end of the season?

If you were called Egan O'Craic you wouldn't be getting half the stick mate. Kidevu-up, pal.

**** me. That takes #itk ******y to a new level.

It looks "better". Is it any more effective than floating one to the back post?

Pretty sad, people crying to mods. This good chap Ekon is one of the more interesting things to happen on here in quite some time.

I wondered that as well! Is it anti-gheys? Like, you wouldn't use "knob jockey" as an insult to a bird. You appreciate knob jockey birds (unless it's your bird and they're jockeying someone else's knob). But if you say it to a bloke it's saying "you jockey knobs [and by implication you are less laudable to me than a bloke who dips his wick in muff]". It's just a theory.