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But not Fernanj!

He's an utter prick.

Absolute wanker (him, not you).

He was never there.

How's Slag getting on?

No, it's an FA Cup replica.

Maybe Sperysysywn isn't interested?

Nowt wrong with that.

Spurs?

Where were you in the queue?

Bro' had to go back 15 years to find something and it's not even amusing! Can you get it to list most-liked posts? Then we'll see who's the real quiz.

Phhwwooooaaaaaarrrrr!!!

As soon as India offer him (not necessarily the US, him) something he'll TACO it as usual.

This is mental.

He's a jolly good Fellows.

On the "legs" front, I don't see it as much of an issue if his role is largely to protect the defence. In the PL, particularly under Ralph, possession was not a priority, and running/pressure was. This season we should be looking to control possession in most matches even if we also look to play forward more quickly than under Russball. He would be an absolute Rolls Royce player at Champ level and if he's keen we should bring him in.

Paella day in the canteen?

PLEASE

She does let a Sheikh pay to take a dump on her.

He just got a much better offer from Villa. He was, indeed, very good on his day and could play right and left, and also worked hard off the ball. Ironically, an abiding memory I have of him, was the mint goal he scored away at Tranmere in the cup. That match was the closest I've come to inflicting football-related violence on someone in a pub, as we royally screwed it up and a Spurs fan was doing my head in.

Yeah, fuck off Everton you whiney Pikey tossers.

Wrexham's recent record is LLLWLWLDD, which is actually Welsh for "sheep shagger".