Dark Munster

Definitely here in the States. Due to the orange fat bastard in the White House.

I will, I promise.

Oops, sorry, this is the one

I think he'd done enough to get in ahead of that **** Hoedt.

Those number (if correct) are disgusting. Leeches indeed.

The poor snowflake. Signed a 5 year contract on millions per year, and knew he'd move sooner rather than later to an even bigger contract. I'd love to be used as a bargaining chip like that.

The fans at Southampton call him the Polish Maldini. First time I've heard that.

Yes, utter **** indeed. He got his big move, to that giant of a club, Norwich. A legend in his own mind.

A Free hit™

Much.

Oh shit, Salah hasn't scored for 8 matches. https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/47805203 We all know what happens on Friday. You can bet your house on it.

Give him time. Dave Watson is currently working hard to also fill young Gunn's boots with lead.

Mane, Salah and Firmino vs 0 strikers. What could possibly go wrong? Good job it's a "free hit."

Me too.

Delightfully shocking.

Cheers for that. Shows what a complete wanker Hughes was. One minor quibble: "Saints have hired former RB Leipzig manager Ralph Hasenhuttl and have made an inspired return to safety." Err, we're only 2 points above relegation. Famous last words come to mind there.

Fulham have an owner who's worth $7 billion, and isn't afraid of spending. So they'll be fine (FFP be damned). I don't know about Cardiff, but we'll be the ones ****ed if we go down.

Hands up who would do the honourable thing and give up £3 million per year for doing nothing.

One example, Shane Long: being paid about £3 million per goal.

Luggy's record at Saints: W 5 D 2 L 6 You're confusing him with Wigley (for the umpteenth time).

I don't understand why people here are so desperate for Saints players being picked to play for England. If they do, they are off (Bertrand being an exception, presumably because he came here as a big club reject, and also maybe because he has outside business interests). Having players who are almost, but not quite, good enough for England is ideal for a club our size (and having owners chomping at the bit to cash in on the family jewels).

Saints have quite a history of sacking decent managers and replacing them with disasters: Nicholl -> Branfoot Luggy -> Wigley Pearson -> Dutch duo Puel -> The Clown

So we're (nearly) all agreed then. He's a lovely guy and a ****ing awful manager.

Most of us were far from excited when we bought the clown's donkey. £19 million down the toilet was the general consensus.

The choice is obvious.