Dark Munster

Fingers crossed. That there won't be.

What's Nigel Pearson up to nowadays?

Finally the Clown gets his first win. Oh wait ....

In a rare interview our "flamboyant" owner made it clear that he had bought a self-fattening pig. Or so he thought at the time. I think he may be thinking differently now. No rude Kat jokes please.

Because relegation will cost him exponentially more. Anyway, the horse bolted when the summer window closed. As others have said, it's unlikely we'd get the players we need during the January window (unless he spends an obscene amount, which of course he wouldn't be able to do anyway).

A goal scoring CF and an experienced CB leader were/are both desperately needed. Once again the club failed on both counts.

I was wondering if Rohl walked because the club was treating only Ralph as the hero, maybe giving him a huge bonus, and not offering anything to him (Rohl)? Maybe the ruck was that Ralph didn't back Rohl up on this?

You're not being racist, but when "chinaman" is included in a negative description of someone, the two can get intertwined. I doubt anyone would be offended if I said my neighbour is a chinaman who cooks a fantastic chow mein. I suggest "he's potless ****ing arsehole" as being less likely to offend. HTH

I'm sure they were very worried about last night's disaster. They'll be shitting bricks about getting relegated and the resulting millions they'll lose.

What I love about hockey is there's no relegation. In fact the bottom teams are rewarded with high draft picks. Why can't they do that with football?

Unlikely with the lineup. 2 at most for me. Problem is, I can't see us scoring more than 1.

Yes and no. Great save at the end, but he did a Kelvin on Lazio's goal.

I would say so, mainly because it was so bloody obvious to anyone with half a brain that he was useless.

They may have money but I doubt any of them are that stupid.

Wow, talking about biting the hand that feeds you!

Line up against Leicester. VAR Valery Maya Vestergaard Bednarek Bertrand Romeu Hojbjerg Djenepo Redmond Ings

Messi only scored one goal today, so Targett is as good as him.

I was going to mention we shouldn't be too quick to criticise, given our millions wasted on the likes of the Donkey and Elyounoussi, but then realised that 2 million for a tiny club like theirs is equivalent to us spending 200 million on one player.

Another defeat today for the Clown and his goalless Donkey. Propping up La Liga with a massive haul of 2 points from 9 matches.

Which means apart from finishing we were playing well! Chin up, we're not great but not that bad. If we start losing at home to the likes of Norwich and Sheff Utd you can sharpen the razor blades!

That ship has sailed. But he's exactly the type of player we've needed since ... um, he left.

They will be flat and I think they could be in for a hammering. If Wolves smell blood, and they are bouncing at the moment off the back of recent results, then they could win comfortably. They will go about their business and dispatch Southampton with ease. CHARLIE PREDICTS: 3-0 Nice one Charlie.

The road is our new home.

I presume your belief we're going down is based on having lost the previous 3 matches. If this had been the first match of the season I bet most here would've been pretty happy with today's performance and looking forward to a decent season.

Exactly this. The PL rightly wants to avoid the women's WC VAR fiasco, and not have 3 minute delays to analyse things to the tiniest details. Unless it's a clear and obvious error the ref's decision stands. VAR did great today (again).