Dark Munster

I think Dave Watson should get the credit. He's been promoted from GK coach to club hair stylist I heard.

Don't accept anything less than 5000/1

In Ralph we trust™

Where's the swear filter when you need it?

Not to mention some gullible fools giving them £19m for a donkey.

That's right, let's start a new thread whenever someone wants to ask a general question about a new signing. It's so difficult to do it in an existing transfer thread. Oh look, here's another one. You must be happy. https://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?61104-Where-are-ITKers-when-wanting-to-hear-cloak-amp-dagger-news-about-our-new-CB-signing-!!&p=2747114#post2747114

You could ask over here: https://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?60690-Summer-Transfer-Window-2019#.XTkBCpNKjOQ

In fairness, perhaps the main reason was playing alongside Mane, which would improve most players. Not to belittle Koeman, who did great for us overall.

One word mate .... Ralph. Cheer up. When he leaves, then feel free to be pessimistic again.

And if my auntie had balls she'd be my uncle.

There's something seriously wrong that twat is being censored out. Even Americans would be embarrassed by that ****ing overkill.

Even if we finish 8th and get to a cup final?

Maybe. But we have Ralph.

Imagine how much worse they'd be if they didn't practice Yoga and Meditation!

In a nutshell, yes. Which is why it's imperative that we never make another record signing.

Six if you include the Donkey. No, you're right, five strikers.

Unless he has a hissy fit if Saints turn down a derisory offer from a big club.

People have been quoting him (positively), so I clicked "view post"!

If you promise to stop posting irritating animated gifs I'll take you off my ignore list.

Top bloke, excellent player. 22 goals in 42 England appearances says it all. A Crouch type player is what we've been missing for several seasons now.

And those two had ability, so there was at least a chance of them being decent for us. On the other hand everyone knew how awful the Donkey was before we even signed him. Everyone except of course Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and the Clown. So pound for pound he has to be the worst ever signing.

In fairness he did have an operation on it, so I suspect it was real. I don't mind him moving on after 2 years if that was the agreement he had with the club (which it appears to be). But that was with the tacit understanding that he'd give 2 good years of service to Saints. But he didn't. He missed a large chunk due to the injury, while receiving wages and treatment by the club. So I don't think it's unreasonable to repay that and give one more (hopefully injury-fee) year for us before moving on (at presumably a much higher price if he performs well next season).

Maybe it's something to do with the recent forum upgrade?

I think great goals by players who rarely score are all flukes by definition! In stark contrast to the many beauties by MLT.

You're right, he's not (yet) a brilliant player. But on his day he is brilliant, which I think is the point. Unfortunately "on his day" is extremely rare.