Dark Munster

Agreed.

Any of their strikers on a goal-scoring drought? If so, we can take care of that.

Don't we already have a Summer Transfer Window Thread?

A model professional. Shame certain previous players couldn't have been more like him.

Ought to get Dave Watson to help work on them.

We end Salah's 8 game dry spell. Who would've predicted it? Oh well, it was a free hit. For the most part the boys played very well and more than matched them.

Definitely here in the States. Due to the orange fat bastard in the White House.

I will, I promise.

Oops, sorry, this is the one

I think he'd done enough to get in ahead of that **** Hoedt.

Those number (if correct) are disgusting. Leeches indeed.

The poor snowflake. Signed a 5 year contract on millions per year, and knew he'd move sooner rather than later to an even bigger contract. I'd love to be used as a bargaining chip like that.

The fans at Southampton call him the Polish Maldini. First time I've heard that.

Yes, utter **** indeed. He got his big move, to that giant of a club, Norwich. A legend in his own mind.

A Free hit™

Much.

Oh shit, Salah hasn't scored for 8 matches. https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/47805203 We all know what happens on Friday. You can bet your house on it.

Give him time. Dave Watson is currently working hard to also fill young Gunn's boots with lead.

Mane, Salah and Firmino vs 0 strikers. What could possibly go wrong? Good job it's a "free hit."

Me too.

Delightfully shocking.

Cheers for that. Shows what a complete wanker Hughes was. One minor quibble: "Saints have hired former RB Leipzig manager Ralph Hasenhuttl and have made an inspired return to safety." Err, we're only 2 points above relegation. Famous last words come to mind there.

Fulham have an owner who's worth $7 billion, and isn't afraid of spending. So they'll be fine (FFP be damned). I don't know about Cardiff, but we'll be the ones ****ed if we go down.

Hands up who would do the honourable thing and give up £3 million per year for doing nothing.

One example, Shane Long: being paid about £3 million per goal.