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Give him time. Dave Watson is currently working hard to also fill young Gunn's boots with lead.

Mane, Salah and Firmino vs 0 strikers. What could possibly go wrong? Good job it's a "free hit."

Me too.

Delightfully shocking.

Cheers for that. Shows what a complete wanker Hughes was. One minor quibble: "Saints have hired former RB Leipzig manager Ralph Hasenhuttl and have made an inspired return to safety." Err, we're only 2 points above relegation. Famous last words come to mind there.

Fulham have an owner who's worth $7 billion, and isn't afraid of spending. So they'll be fine (FFP be damned). I don't know about Cardiff, but we'll be the ones ****ed if we go down.

Hands up who would do the honourable thing and give up £3 million per year for doing nothing.

One example, Shane Long: being paid about £3 million per goal.

Luggy's record at Saints: W 5 D 2 L 6 You're confusing him with Wigley (for the umpteenth time).

I don't understand why people here are so desperate for Saints players being picked to play for England. If they do, they are off (Bertrand being an exception, presumably because he came here as a big club reject, and also maybe because he has outside business interests). Having players who are almost, but not quite, good enough for England is ideal for a club our size (and having owners chomping at the bit to cash in on the family jewels).

Saints have quite a history of sacking decent managers and replacing them with disasters: Nicholl -> Branfoot Luggy -> Wigley Pearson -> Dutch duo Puel -> The Clown

So we're (nearly) all agreed then. He's a lovely guy and a ****ing awful manager.

Most of us were far from excited when we bought the clown's donkey. £19 million down the toilet was the general consensus.

The choice is obvious.

He was for Monaco.

Relax, RK has hired these guys to deliver it.

I wonder if City would consider a straight swap?

Too risky for Barca. They'll be coddled into the semis at least. Sounds like a plan. With City or Barca waiting for the winner in the semis. Warm up those balls.

Indeed. Barcelona vs. Porto Juventus vs. Ajax Eng. vs. Eng Eng. vs. Eng

As opposed to wanting to leave after being called up and having their heads turned? Better for us if they don't get called up.

That's my point. It's not VAR, it's the idiots using it. Just like yesterday in the City/Schalke match. 2 minutes to decide a clear non-offside. Could've been done in 10 seconds.

You forgot to add that we'll probably lose. I'll happily settle for a draw, along with a Cardiff loss to Chelsea. The latter lost 4-0 to the Cherries so their ability to screw things up cannot be underestimated. And everyone here knows we can play well against the big boys but crap against the mediocre teams.

What you're describing is the problem with idiots using, not with VAR itself. Like a drunken teenager driving a Ferrari. Overall it worked very well at the World Cup.

Same as penalty shootouts, but with a goal kick if saved. Good idea if true. I would also make the penalty taker be the one who was fouled (or who last hit the ball if hand ball). Only someone else if he goes off injured.

Boufal at least has some talent, so who knows. Agreed about Carrillo, no point flogging a dead donkey.