Dark Munster

Remind me, how many Schlongs did he cost us?

He didn't go on strike with us.

Terrible piece of business, it was obvious to many of us that we undersold. Should've kept him for one more year, and sold him with one year left. He wasn't doing a VVD, but Les was in a hurry.

Ok, only 3 more wins needed?

Or maybe DaveWatsonitus? Surprised that disease hasn't been mentioned yet.

From a quick Google search I see he's eligible for ROI and England, with the former trying to lock him up. Over to you Southgate, don't let them nick him.

I can't blame McCarthy for either goal, both well-taken. Agreed about the rugby tackle.

Disappointing. Shows the squad needs strengthening. Credit to West Ham who played well, rather than us being that bad.

In the board's defense, Reed brought in the Clown, and stuck with him for months after he should've been given the boot, and on top of that let him spend almost £20 million to bring in his favourite donkey. Throw in the Forster contract, and other fiascos, and you can't blame them for not trusting him again. Having said that, giving Hughes a 3 year contract wasn't the brightest thing to do.

Apart from the last sentence I'd agree with most of that. You can't argue with Liverpool's immense history. If it wasn't for Lovren and VVD I wouldn't mind them winning it. But even with those two bastards, it would be better them winning it than bloody Spurs.

Mick Channon, what a player as well!

Bugger. He'll score his obligatory goal or two against us, and then get injured for another 3 months.

You're only as good as your last two seasons.

He was great under Claude, poor under the clown and Hughes, and now seemingly back to his best under Ralph. Looks like our Oriol is a good barometer of whether the manager is quality or crap.

Finally we have a manager who sees this.

I bloody well hope so.

Especially if he sells all our best players.

Keep Gabbi, and bring in a front man to replace Austin who can score goals and not have injury issues.

Cuco.

It's a bizarre choice for such a massive club, even it's temporary. Di Matteo did rather well as caretaker for Chelsea, for example.

Mark Hughes 33/1 Saggy 50/1 Easy money. For the bookies.

Based on all the trophies he's won?

That would be a terrible mistake, unless Saints bring in a replacement goal-scoring front man. How long before Ings and/or Austin get injured again?

Please Danny, stop sliding on your knees to celebrate when you score a goal.

How we could do with one or two of those. Except Carroll, we don't need another sicknote.