Dark Munster

A weaker version of this squad finished 8th and were unlucky to lose a cup final.

Good point.

That's ok, as long as they can also convince the PL to have North American style no relegation.

And we don't need seat belts. We just need everyone to drive perfectly.

Yes, Puel should have produced the same exhilarating gung-ho football of the Koeman Bros, considering he had the same squad as them. Well, apart from Pelle, Mane, and VW, as well as Fonte, VVD and Austin for half the season. And it's not as if he had more matches to contend with. Well, apart from the extra Thursday Europa group matches, and that exhilarating run to the Cup final.

Is it really true that he has little or no role in training? If so, what the **** does he do all week?

I'd bite your hand off for Peter Crouch of 2004.

This. At least with Gabbi we know that he does have potential goals in him, unlike Long and apparently a washed-up Austin.

Yes.

These would vary from possibly ok to great.

Good question. Gao doesn't know how to drive, and is so clueless he doesn't realise that he's handed the keys to his expensive car to a couple of chancers who can barely drive themselves.

Not even a short term one, he (like Hughes) is a dinosaur. Yes, he had that one incredible season at Leicester, but that was riding the momentum (and squad) inherited from the man who was harshly sacked, and who himself would be perfect for us.

Yes, and the worst manager in our history.

Yes he looked very promising today. That's my straw and I'm clutching it.

I don't think he's even capable of making small calls.

Oh how we laughed when we beat Sunderland 8-0.

Hoedt on track to be our top scorer.

Bookings tally? Good shout.

Maybe, if Fulham can do a Wigan (and if we manage to get past Leicester).

Just alone getting a front man who can score would make massive difference I believe, and I've been banging on about this for years. Not easy I know, but we're a team in the richest league in the world, with the 8th highest wages, and Bunsen and Beaker have had over 2 years to do this FFS.

No, I'd happily take the heartbreaking 1-0 defeat. Lesser of 2 evils in terms of team morale than a hammering, and more importantly goal difference!