Dark Munster

If Gabbi's injured and Austin gone I wouldn't expect many goals from Gallagher and Long. It'll be last season all over again (before Gabbi was belatedly brought in).

I think your happiness will vanish rather quickly once the inevitable injuries kick in (not to mention possible suspensions).

Definitely a position we needed strengthening. Next a CB please, Les. And a GK if McCarthy continues with his Pahars impersonation.

A sideways move like going from the bottom of the Grand Canyon to the top?

Relax, we've haven't played that badly. Apart from our defense, midfield and attack.

Yep, sign him up.

Two words, injuries and suspensions. And rotation. Ok, three words.

Just like Nic Cortese did, before he was fired?

Wash your mouth out son!

I'm not sure. Given that every man and his dog knew we needed to bring in a striker last summer, and a CB in January.

8 years? How many little nutjobs have been born in that time? Let us know if you have had one (or more)! We should have a big party two years from now. I nominate Rallyboy and Trousers to organise it.

"There aren’t many more prosperous football clubs in England than the rising Portsmouth" I think even Trump would be embarrassed to say that.

Just popped in to see what the 56 pages are all about. Won't make that mistake again.

Bigger and richer.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-40489750 US President Donald Trump also responded swiftly on Tuesday to the missile launch. On his Twitter account he made apparent reference to North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, saying: "Does this guy have anything better to do with his life?" "Hard to believe that South Korea and Japan will put up with this much longer. Perhaps China will put a heavy move on North Korea and end this nonsense once and for all!" Crazy, insane fat guy with really bad hair and nukes. Not good. And now we also have to worry about Kim Jong Un too.

Make it 600+. I wonder how many overs Edwards can get in before breaking down with an injury?

Make it 600+. I wonder how many overs Edwards can get in before breaking down with an injury?

Well that clears up one of life's two great mysteries for me. Now does anyone know if bears shit in the woods?

Well that clears up one of life's two great mysteries for me. Now does anyone know if bears shit in the woods?

He wrote this song.

I think this thread should be a sticky.

I'm looking for a link that makes him sound like a Polish Aston Martin.

Every man and his dog, except Les Reed, knew the three crap/injury-prone strikers were not enough.

I just look at the statistics, and we're miles behind Leicester and other teams in terms of average number of players out at any given time. We've been regularly near the top of physioroom.com charts. Maybe we're really, really unlucky, and maybe the likes of Leicester are really, really lucky.

That makes sense, given FF's stellar form last season, and our incredible lack of injuries over the last few seasons.