Dark Munster

We're not much better to be honest.

If Utd win the EL and Leicester the CL that would actually be quite amusing.

Please don't encourage him. Here's an amusing scenario: Spurs finish 4th, and qualify for the CL. But wait, Utd win the EL and finish 5th, and Leicester win the CL. Spurs get bumped out of the CL. Unlikely, but oh how I would laugh ....

I still haven't recovered from learning that bears shit in the woods.

Come on, give us a clue. Are chocolates involved?

With Kane playing an integral part of that.

We outclassed them for the first 20 minutes or so.

... for Utd. Nuff said.

Walcott, Ox and Chambers.

Are VVD and Austin on the trampoline with him? They should try some synchronised back flips for fun!

I predict England won't win the World Cup next year.

His confidence is shot after this.

He seems to have disappeared.

Shame Burnley haven't replicated their away form at home (talk about a Jekyll and Hyde team), otherwise we could've made a move for Heaton this summer.

A defeat is never* a good result. Especially against ****ing Spurs. * Unless it's the last game of the season and we just need to avoid a heavy defeat to finish as high as possible.

Will an ankle do instead?

Just like the League cup final, I would've been confident of a result if VVD was fit. Damn this ****ing bastard.

Very good.

We might have won the final though.

No, since 8th still won't qualify, and never will (by finishing 8th). It would still be 5 CL + 2 EL, since no EL qualifier loses out with the reduction from 3 EL to 2 EL if Leicester qualify for the CL next season. The only way to get 5 CL + 3 EL is if the extra CL qualifier (e.g. a Leicester) wouldn't otherwise qualify for EL, and the winners of both the League cup and FA cup also wouldn't otherwise qualify for EL/CL. For example, if we had won the league cup, Boro the FA cup, and Leicester the CL. Then us, Boro and 5th would get into the EL, and Leicester + top 4 into CL.

Apart from making saves, everything else.

Yes some other country gets an extra spot I think, or maybe bumped up in the qualifying round.

It is converted from EL to CL. In other words the PL doesn't gain an extra European spot. The only exception is if a team qualifies for the CL but wouldn't otherwise qualify for EL or CL, and also the winners of the FA and League cups wouldn't otherwise qualify for EL or CL. For example, if Leicester win the CL and Boro win the FA cup, we'd have 5 CL and 3 EL places if we had won the League cup.

If Man Utd get the 5th CL spot by winning EL, and finish in an EL spot, then the PL loses a EL spot. i.e. it goes from 4 CL + 3 EL to 5 CL + 2 EL. So 8th won't qualify anyway.