Dark Munster

We outclassed them for the first 20 minutes or so.

... for Utd. Nuff said.

Walcott, Ox and Chambers.

Are VVD and Austin on the trampoline with him? They should try some synchronised back flips for fun!

I predict England won't win the World Cup next year.

His confidence is shot after this.

He seems to have disappeared.

Shame Burnley haven't replicated their away form at home (talk about a Jekyll and Hyde team), otherwise we could've made a move for Heaton this summer.

A defeat is never* a good result. Especially against ****ing Spurs. * Unless it's the last game of the season and we just need to avoid a heavy defeat to finish as high as possible.

Will an ankle do instead?

Just like the League cup final, I would've been confident of a result if VVD was fit. Damn this ****ing bastard.

Very good.

We might have won the final though.

No, since 8th still won't qualify, and never will (by finishing 8th). It would still be 5 CL + 2 EL, since no EL qualifier loses out with the reduction from 3 EL to 2 EL if Leicester qualify for the CL next season. The only way to get 5 CL + 3 EL is if the extra CL qualifier (e.g. a Leicester) wouldn't otherwise qualify for EL, and the winners of both the League cup and FA cup also wouldn't otherwise qualify for EL/CL. For example, if we had won the league cup, Boro the FA cup, and Leicester the CL. Then us, Boro and 5th would get into the EL, and Leicester + top 4 into CL.

Apart from making saves, everything else.

Yes some other country gets an extra spot I think, or maybe bumped up in the qualifying round.

It is converted from EL to CL. In other words the PL doesn't gain an extra European spot. The only exception is if a team qualifies for the CL but wouldn't otherwise qualify for EL or CL, and also the winners of the FA and League cups wouldn't otherwise qualify for EL or CL. For example, if Leicester win the CL and Boro win the FA cup, we'd have 5 CL and 3 EL places if we had won the League cup.

If Man Utd get the 5th CL spot by winning EL, and finish in an EL spot, then the PL loses a EL spot. i.e. it goes from 4 CL + 3 EL to 5 CL + 2 EL. So 8th won't qualify anyway.

Or more simply, we're playing better now that Les finally brought in a striker who can finish. And we'll stop leaking goals once our new CB settles in (and hopefully VVD gets fit). It's Occam's razor, innit?

He's new, let's see if he is allowed to continue to do it. Even if it's a 1% chance of injuring a knee, is it worth it?

Some clubs are hotter on fitness details than others it seems (Leicester come to mind). I wonder how many of them do knee slide celebrations? We're often near the top (in a bad way) of the injury table http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_injury_table.php If I remember correctly, Austin did the risky knee slide at the beginning, but cut it out. Hopefully Gabbi will find some other celebration. Although taking his todger out may result in more than a yellow.

Am I the only one who winces when this happens? If I were the coach I'd have a quiet word. I'd even accept something naff like Sturridge's celebrations.

The introduction of Gabbiadini is the cake itself.

The only misguided person was Les Reed for not getting in a clinical striker last summer. And a CB during the latest window.