Dark Munster

Buttner Phillips Ramirez I see a pattern here. Meanwhile Swansea (5-0) have no problem signing Michu and now (apparently) Ki Sung-yueng. FFS.

I reckon Adkins is even better.

Not looking good then.

Boys done good.

I'd go back and shoot my Gra

This. Pointless having a poll until the window has closed.

Goodbye. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Good point. Hopefully it's moot though, when their results are expunged in a month or so.

Best. Rant. Ever.

So Cheats FC have found a loophole to the latest transfer embargo, and have driven a lorry through it. 10 new players, and 7 more to come if Appy is right. This is either an OldNick prediction of armageddon proportions, or one last month of excess akin to Avram visiting Fu Fu's Massage & Beauty parlour knowing he has only that one month left to live.

Actually, I could name quite a few. DFCSBs

Caption competition

I should have put in a smiley winky thing. I'm not UnAppy at all, quite the opposite in fact. Unlike a certain manager, who along with Trevor and the not-so-magnificent 8, who have been well and truly Chinnied. I thought of getting a dozen or so of these as gifts, but have realised I'll need a lot more if I'm to include the phew who forked out money for season tickets and now want their money back.

How about one of the PTS nutjobs?

Me too. Every time I read it I get more depressed. I'm about to reach my 1000th visit and I'm positively suicidal.

You have to feel sorry for them .. how were they to know that this would happen?

Maybe he does have a good reason to.

Park the bus, 10-0-0, and try to keep it below a 3 goal loss.

The Pompey boss said: ‘I had a discussion with them (Portpin) in the first week of May. ‘But the impression I get now is that the goalposts have changed in terms of that budget that was mentioned. Chinny promised a war chest if the senior players can be hounded out and robbed of the money they are entitled to, but then reneges when it happens. Wow, who would have thunk it? I'm shocked I tell you, shocked!

The natives are revolting. Skate: "is there no end to this sorry saga!!!!" Apparently not. And it's not a "sorry" saga, it's f**king hilarious! And spare a thought for poor old Trevor. He's just been Chinnied! How does your own medicine taste like, Trev?

If they did, Chinny/TB would simply liquidate the club. Then the FL would be blamed for destroying the plucky Cheats, but more importantly the parachute payments would revert back to the PL.

While the former Chelsea man recently appeared to be stubbornly opposed to accepting anything less than he was entitled to, it seems he has now simply cut his losses. "Cuts his losses" on the day Cheats receive a sizeable parachute payment? Mind you, if he's agreed to having all he's owed paid over the next 4 years, he will find out the hard way that he has indeed "cut his losses." Therein lies the problem (for the 8 mugs).

Yes, but most don't welcome the likes of child maimers and pension raiders with open arms.

The rotting carcasses of 8 headless horses?

If I didn't know better, I would think that Handy Andy helped them write their proposal.