Dark Munster

Kanu, twice a Premier League winner with Arsenal, a Champions League winner with Ajax and an FA Cup hero at Fratton Park, has a year left on a contract worth £10,000 a week. Amazingly, he is still only 35. Even more amazing: he's been stuck at that age for the last 15 years. Things must be really bad. Even the old dear with the scooter has gone.

Anyone know if most (non-televised) EPL are streamed? Overseas Saints fans want to know.

Steady on. That's one very good reason for not pulling the plug. Now just now, anyway.

The one I can think of seems to have taken himself out of contention. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/euro2012/4404991/Roy-Hodgson-branded-a-coward-by-Matthew-Le-Tissier.html

England's problem isn't hoofing it to a big lump up front (that's so 1980's). England's problem is passing to a man close to one or more from the other team, and then have the rest of the team stand around like statues waiting for the poor sod with the ball to extricate the ball, himself, or both, from a circle of opponents who have quickly surrounded him.

Just don't forget it 49 weeks from now.

Jamie Ashdown believes Pompey will benefit from bringing their training base back to the city. (nice spin, Jamie). The Blues look likely to leave their Eastleigh training ground and are on the look out for a new set-up. And Ashdown reckons it will be a positive move to ensure their new home is back in Portsmouth. Trevor Birch has admitted Pompey are looking at their options, with the Eastleigh lease weighing heavily on them. The Blues’ former base at HMS Collingwood and a site on Portsea Island have been mooted as possible options moving forward.

Agreed. If we'd beaten Germany in the Euro 96 and World Cup 90 semis I reckon we'd have won both finals.

http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/article/165/7852966/southgate-we-need-a-shrink Well I agree with Gareth, they do need to do something. A shrink can't hurt, but why not employ some ex player who was a brilliant penalty-taker to coach the entire squad? Just need to come up with the right man.

Their average attendance last season was about 46,000.

And you certainly will. Trust me.

The Cheats last ever game? Worth televising for posterity I guess.

But what if, with their large fanbase, in 4 or 5 years time Rangers establish themselves as a permanent top 6 team in the EPL? This would mean one less spot for the also-rans (for example, let me think ... oh yes, Saints).

The good news is they've located the bolt. The bad news is they aren't sure how to put the foot back on.

Part of a Spurs con game to convince some sucker into taking him off their hands?

Two words. Parachute payments. Once the last of these are in Chinny's hands, the walking dead, cheating, cesspit of a club will finally die. In the meanwhile, the phew will continue to suffer. Quite sad, really. Cheer up, Old and New Nicks, see above. As satisfying as 50 point penalty would be, it would like fining a Texas murderer a few hundred thousand dollars, while he's waiting on death row.

A nice rallyboy impersonation in the aforementioned absense.

That sounds like a very cunning plan. But I can't see the FL being stupid enough to allow that to happen. Oh wait a minute, yes I can.

Don't underestimate the PL. Paying them is one option. But there are alternatives.