Dark Munster

I'd love it if Saints lost 3-2 to Real Madrid in the Champions' League.

Just logged on to POL and I see that Frattoniser has banned me. Not kidding. Frankly I'm amazed he sussed that I'm a "scummer". I never posted on POL, rarely logged on, and even refrained from cutting and pasting their illiterate crap over here. I don't have a SO IP address, so you have to hand it to him, it was an amazing piece of detective work to out me. Kraken and Pamplemousse beware! Mind you, my username was also Dark Munster, which may have been a bit of a giveaway. Anyway, I'm sure Frat is relieved that this scummer is no longer laughing at the drivel written by the 17 of them over there. Except of course when Kraken and Pamplemousse copy and paste it over here.

So you're saying if Chinny takes over, and finds an alternative ground for the Cheats to play in, he is free to develop the deserted Krap Nottarf and/or sell it to Tescos? The question is, can he find a cheap alternative?

How about a poll? How many would welcome HR back if NA was sacked?

Maybe this is NC's cunning plan.

Actually, I think we had one point. The reason I remember is because some wit asked me at the time "what is the difference between Saints and a cocktail stick?" to which he replied "A cocktail stick has two points."

Quite a mixed day. Great cricket score at Lords. Crappy cricket score at the Emirates. But at least the Cheats are guaranteed to give us laughs galore.

Oh God, I can hear a Dalek approaching.

We need to buy a decent premier quality goalie this summer. A couple of quality CBs and a LB too. No hurry, we've got 3 months to do it. Oh.

I 4-1 am not happy.

This. Michu for £5 million, plus a decent goalkeeper, a couple of CBs, and a LB. Not rocket science.

For the first Kelvin should've blocked it from going behind him. Third he was beaten at the near post. Again.

In fairness NC/NA only had all summer to get a decent goalkeeper and defenders in.

Has he signed yet?

In fairness, Tricky Trev is doing exactly what all of us nutjobs would do in his position. Draw up a deadline in the sand, rack up £299 hourly in fees, ignore the deadline when it passes, draw a new one in the sand, and repeat continuously until Chinny blows a gasket. Oh, and sanction bringing in a few overpriced castoffs to eat into the remaining pot of parachute money, to really turn up the flame under Chinny's feet. Talk about having fun and getting paid to do it.

Twice actually. He got rid of Wotte pdq (not that was a bad thing, of course). My biggest fear is Nige is sacked and replaced by Saggy.

‘We want to make it clear that 100% of the income of the Club including the remaining parachute payments will be used to pay the football creditors and run the club on solid grounds on a day to day basis, with any surplus funds being given to Michael Appleton for the first team playing squad.’ - Chinny Well, that's most generous of you Chinny. Oh wait, that would be you, wouldn't it? Worryingly for the phew, Chinny is denying having anything to do with developers, even though no-one has asked him about that. The loan shark doth protest too much, methinks.

What injury?

It gave us a Chuckle.

Originally Posted by ALWAYS_SFC I overheard a conversation today and al fahim is said to be on the verge of a takeover with 100million to get pompey back to where they belong. Also he is looking for a big name manager.....this will happen on Fri Yes you are, I'm afraid. You need to replace League 2 with Wessex League.

“The all-expenses paid trip will give the players and staff a fantastic opportunity to experience a different culture. “As well as taking part in the football tournament, local community visits have been planned that I’m sure they will all enjoy. “Once again, I’d like to offer my thanks to everyone who has made this trip possible.” Looks like Cheats FC are the lucky recipients of a Nigerian inheritance. Once they land in Nigeria they'll have their airfare reimbursed from their £100,000,000 windfall, as well as having the latest parachute payment they wired over as a deposit returned with interest.

What is the url?

So, the ice cream doctor is accusing the BBC of having no professionalism. I tried to come up with a witty retort, but I really can't trump Al-Fatty's brilliant piece of pot-kettle-black-ism.

Forget the present dross. We should build for the future. Have Messi impregnate a few dozen fit English lasses, bring over some non-English coaches to help bring up the male offspring, and Bob's your uncle, in 20 years we'll finally have a decent team.

Crouch would have buried it.