Dark Munster

I liked Ron Greenwood. But yes, apart from him the rest have been crap.

I nominate you to right his autobiography.

I feel more pissed off about Swansea getting Michu and Ki Sung-Yeung.

MILAN, 20 (ANSA) - After a few days of tension in the pass was frozen, the Italian press today as he closes Pass imminent Uruguayan midfielder Gaston Ramirez from Bologna to Southampton English. The report points to the trip today made ​​president Bologna, Albano Guaraldi, to London, marking the Italian club's demands to finalize the transfer were "overcome." Bologna demand immediate payment in cash of at least half of the figure agreed with Southampton, which debuted yesterday in the Premier League with a 3-2 defeat against defending champions Manchester City. The pass, conditional on the agreement we have with Peñarol Bologna, which must transfer a sum for the operation, will be held at about 15 million euros, according to local press. Consequently, Southampton will pay between 8 and 10 million immediately and the rest in installments. Guaraldi will meet Oscar Betancourt, Ramirez's agent, to inform him personally that his endorsement of the operation, which ensures the Uruguayan player a contract for 10 million euros in four seasons in the Premier League.

Wayne Thomas?

And a LB.

Don't worry, I will. As soon as we buy 2 quality CBs, a GK, Phillips and Ramirez.

He'll probably end up at ManUre or Swansea.

Buttner Phillips Ramirez I see a pattern here. Meanwhile Swansea (5-0) have no problem signing Michu and now (apparently) Ki Sung-yueng. FFS.

I reckon Adkins is even better.

Not looking good then.

Boys done good.

I'd go back and shoot my Gra

This. Pointless having a poll until the window has closed.

Goodbye. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Good point. Hopefully it's moot though, when their results are expunged in a month or so.

Best. Rant. Ever.

So Cheats FC have found a loophole to the latest transfer embargo, and have driven a lorry through it. 10 new players, and 7 more to come if Appy is right. This is either an OldNick prediction of armageddon proportions, or one last month of excess akin to Avram visiting Fu Fu's Massage & Beauty parlour knowing he has only that one month left to live.

Actually, I could name quite a few. DFCSBs

Caption competition

I should have put in a smiley winky thing. I'm not UnAppy at all, quite the opposite in fact. Unlike a certain manager, who along with Trevor and the not-so-magnificent 8, who have been well and truly Chinnied. I thought of getting a dozen or so of these as gifts, but have realised I'll need a lot more if I'm to include the phew who forked out money for season tickets and now want their money back.

How about one of the PTS nutjobs?

Me too. Every time I read it I get more depressed. I'm about to reach my 1000th visit and I'm positively suicidal.

You have to feel sorry for them .. how were they to know that this would happen?

Maybe he does have a good reason to.