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But has he signed yet?

Yes.

It's a whopping £44,000 for first place, so maybe £4,000 and 11 packets of crisps? :cool:

Sussex have beaten Middlesex, so that's that. Hants can only finish as high as 2nd. Shame not to win that massive £44,000 prize money.

Phew, the half of the world containing San Diego survives. :smt023 Bit of a bummer for the airline industry over here though.

So now if Sussex v. Middlesex, Gloucestershire v. Durham, and Notts v. Sussex are all washed out, Hants are Champs! :smt038

There's a glimmer of hope: Nottinghamshire v Lancashire Sussex v Middlesex (Middlesex win, or draw/abandoned is ok if BOTH Lancs beat Notts AND Notts/Sussex ends in a draw/abandoned> Durham v Gloucestershire Nottinghamshire v Sussex Then at worst Hants and Sussex finish on top with 10 points each, and with 4 wins each. Hants win tiebreaker (head to head). Hants are fooked if Notts beat Lancs or Sussex, or Sussex beat Middlesex, or Gloucestershire beat Durham.

And if they get 2 more points they will finish above Hants: Tiebreaker rules for teams finishing on the same number of points, in order: 1) Most wins (Notts and Hants have 4 each at the moment) 2) Head to head (Notts beat Hants earlier in the season)

Wednesday January 10th, 2080? Most of us f'sure. :cool:

Well, if Lowe is to be consistent, he should judge JP after 13 games. If his league record is no better than W3, D7, L3 then he should be sacked. JP's currently on W1, D0, L3, so he can't afford to lose any more matches.

Well, if Lowe is to be consistent, he should judge JP after 13 games. If his league record is no better than W3, D7, L3 then he should be sacked. JP's currently on W1, D0, L3, so he can't afford to lose any more matches.

You mean his limit is being a TV pundit?

I'll bet 1p at odds of 1,000,000,000:1 6 wins, and one point deducted for fielding an illegible player? Hey, it's worth a punt. :wink:

Signed three times by his Dad, and now he's moving to be with his Mum. So basically the only people who want Anthony Pulis Jr. are his Mum and Dad. :cool:

That's true, Darren Ferguson, Mike Macari, Blair Sturrock, Kevin Bond all struggled playing at a club that their father managed. Or maybe it was it because they were crap? :smt017

Don't you wonder why he's only played two games in four years? :-k

Have to agree. He signed a contract which he doesn't want to honour. He played a grand total of 26 odd games for Saints, and spent half a season out injured whilst continuing to pick up wages. If he had been injured longer, he would've been able to stay here and continue to pick up wages. If hadn't got injured, but played crap, he would be able to stay (in the reserves) and continue to pick up wages, because the club has to honour THEIR side of the contract. If a player wants out, the contract means nothing, but if they're donkeys the club is stuck with them due to the contract. Now it would be a different story if he had given several years stellar service to Saints, and then one of the big boys had come in for him. Then I'd say good luck to him. Sorry, but I think he's an ungrateful git. I hope his career goes down the toilet. :toimonster:

Well, we know the answer to that, it'll be the same as what Lowe himself will say: "It's all Crouch's fault."

Perhaps it's time to flog everyone, and give the keys to SMS back to the bank. That appears to be the only way for Southampton FC to stop losing money every month.

Comparing Askham to a vulture is an insult to vultures.