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Yes, it's like American sports where draws are illegal. When I tell them that cricket matches can last 5 days and often end in a draw they think we're insane.

Oi Ralph, we ended last season very well. There's an old saying from the southern United States: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

So let's hope it's not Obafemi.

His record playing for England is very good.

Archiving your posts from the Skates Takeover Saga Thread should free up a few terabytes!

Dodgy ratios there mate.

Every time this thread comes back to life I wonder if he's finally scored a goal. Or sold. I can't decide which is less likely.

Surprised there's no thread on this (maybe I missed it). Some real beauties there, but for me it's Ings' against Spurs (FA cup). Brilliant run by Redmond, and another sublime finish by the player of the year. Shame about the final score. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24U454qJwLg

Or 30 of these. (The shit hole in the background, not the scooter).

I hope Leeds go straight back down. Apart from being horrible, they have the potential to become a well-established PL club, regularly taking up a top half table spot. Not good for smaller clubs like us.

Forget the scarf. I'm going to hold all my horses, and lock the barn door, until I'm convinced he's not another Vestergaard, Hoedt, Elyouseless or Lemina.

It's a bit silly to make predictions before the transfer window closes.

Klopp: "Dejan, you're a legend. Now piss off."

Usually people get it wrong the other way around: "I think we'll loose this weekend."

I'm hoping he's fit for the next match.

He's always been good at that, not just post lockdown.

Did you offer to buy him a drink?

No Mane, VW and Pelle, along with Fonte and VVD out for half the season. Despite that, a thrilling run to a cup final, in which we were superb and very unlucky to lose. Then lost Gabbi for most of the remainder of the season. Shows how daft it is when pundits judge Puel's points total and style of play without any context.

With us sitting comfortably in middle table I must say I am thoroughly enjoying this relegation battle.

"Spurs are still way off what the Goodison Park side have offered." I'm shocked, I tell you. Shocked.

I wish we had a season to forget like theirs.