There are bad days at the office. And then there are days when you arrive late to the office only to find out the company has gone into liquidation. You get home after having to stand for the whole journey because there were no seats on the train, which was delayed. On arrival at your front door you realise you've forgotten your keys. You've then scaled the conservatory and gone through the bathroom window, only to find your best mate hanging out the back of your wife.