1976_Child

Completely agree. Carlsberg is rubbish. But then again after sinking three in the Standing Order, there in the Chapel Arms a further three in the Dell bar by the time I get into the concourse I usually don't care what the beer tastes like. But some good real ales would be fantastic. Won't happen though unless they have only one barrel on the counter - i.e. without any plumbing. That way there would be no wastage. One thing I would like though is decent pasties. And not so hot either. Oh, and on mid-week games in winter it is just not on to run out of bovril. Ah...! how nice to be able to winge about totally irrelevant things at our football club for a change! How relaxing to know that the club's future is safe and sound! I feel like a spring lamb, bouncing around the field with not a care in the world!

Agreed. It is totally surreal. So, just for old times sake: LOWE OUT!!!

Not sure that a w*nk would help. Go for a jog. Exercise is want you need my lad!

Now if teachers were still allowed to cane these unruly little sh!tsters then perhaps they would not flip like this. Not condoning the teacher's actions but he was obviously wound right up by this punk and no doubt the school had no ability to discipline the brat. If he had had six of the best once a while he would have learned his place.

Telegraph, Independent, and Sun on the train to footy. Can't stand the times, and guardian.

Got to hand it to these Singaporeans, they do like a clean bog: http://www.toilet.org.sg/

Albert Steinberg

No. Definitely not. Exactly the sort of fella we don't want!

pubic hair, but still in kiddy mode. sort of people who rush over to the dividing barrier thinking they is 'ard as nails and try and goad the away fans into a reaction. You know the sort.

How do you know I don't already?

Now that there is confirmation that the Chapel will be the family end I think it is time we talebanize the Northam. No kids No women No yoof No place for kids and women at football anyway, but if they must then there is always the Chapel. ..... (tin hat firmly on head)

I reckon we will get 20K+ if we come out fighting from the start. Having GS/KK would help things. But if the season gets off to a whimper and the -10 proves to be a millstone around our neck then I reckon by Christmas we will be down to about 16K But I hope we get 32,000 every game

I'll be there... which train station is the best get off at? Pokesdown or Bournemouth? Which boozer is best as well? see ya all there

This thread is gay

good point RE the yanks. Everyone knows that Area 51 is a massive film set used to film the moon 'landings'

Brighton charge £30 a ticket in their crappy 'stadium'

I know we all joke about how wonderful it would be for the inbreds to be a distant memory but to be honest, when the chips are down, I can't feel enthusiastic about the skates future being in doubt. Ok, so we are now safe and our future looks good, but south coast football wouldn't be the same with out 'them down the road'. I do, however, strongly believe that we should (and now will) regain our rightful position in the Premiership whilst pompey should (and will) get back in their place, all the while doffing their caps to the superiours... but after the agony of the last few weeks and sleepless nights fretting about SFC being wound up, I wouldn't wish it on anyone. Up the Saints (and I hope pompey get their act together too)

So long as we aren't United, I do mind us all uniting. in fact, am all for it

that's what I heard too. Apparently they built the company from scratch to a turnover of 8 billion euros without ever taking on any debt. That is impressive. Mightily relieving to be debt free..

plus the gates will go up, I reckon. Even at slightly reduced tix prices the revenue will be up on last season. Couldn't get any worse. and reduced wage bill.

That would be stupid. We couldn't all fit in just the corners. why would he do that? I think you have been misled.

Unbelievably great to be able to say that! I am feeling a lot more confident about everything now. Been sh!t both football-wise, and other sh!t, these past few months. Got a cheeky grin on my face now though!

Give us our Muller Corners back! oh.. and can we change the Calsberg to a nice German/Swiss beer please?

Agreed. MLT is a true fan, loyal to the core. I think he deserves some sort of role.... perhaps he can be a Swiss roll?