Lets B Avenue

No and yes was more concise

If he can make Smalling look good, he deserves to be Footballer of the Year.

No and yes.

94 an over!! Like to see what Duckworth Lewis makes of a score like that. Bad light should see us through easily.

Good. We haven't had to play "where's Eric?" for a couple of years now. I'm out of practise.

I know it was early, but 30th June???

Expect the prat, Savage, to start predicting them to win the league. It was Chelsea before tonight, City weren't even going to make the top 4.

You had better change your name to Madam Saint.

Be even worse if it was Dave and Adam.

That's the only 2 in the prem. The only other one we have had since 1992 was Leeds in 2011 in the Championship.

He's shown a marked improvement this season. He got a free kick on target on Sunday. Pity it won't be included in the Forum Savant's idiotic stats.

Except less annoying.

Keep a look out for my good buddy, Hector. Red faced bloke in his 60's with spiked up hair. Wake him up at Gatwick.

Think yourself lucky you didn't have to watch it sober.

Someone pm'd me first, but I will get in touch shortly, if he doesn't come through.

No but I bought all the away tickets Gary didn't get.

2 tickets in the away section available. PM me or post your e-mail address.

Ahem! Watford was abandoned after 40 mins, according to the most excellent ref.

Why? What's he got on?

Well then, he's a bigger idiot than I already thought.

No he wasn't.

[quote=spyinthesky;2226036 they do have a story about the Portsmouth Walking Football team's recent success although they had to borrow a keeper from Eastleigh How long did it take him to get there?

Especially if they're not yours.

"Alpine-Lite" strikes again. Priceless.

Are you a complete cu nt in real life? Or do you just save it up for here?