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Perhaps it's based on the ancient primary school girl's skipping mantra. Mind you the under 50s will probably have not ever seen the deplorable spectacle of under 10s group skipping in playgrounds.

Uhoh...what bad news is in the offing today then?

Probably because of what military satellites that "don't exist" actually see.

Well we did go to pieces a bit in the second half, some seemed to give the impression that the job was done and dusted and no further effort was required. Probably those that had played Wednesday and Sunday...whereas Mané...well he had an enforced rest on Wednesday didn't he.

Dental assessment is a standard for entry into elite sporting programmes in most countries, perhaps the UK is an exception. Bad teeth can cause tendinitis amongst other things.

Thought he did well yesterday, looked solid when quite a few had gone awol in the second half, kept the side together. Unfortunate sending off of course but that happens to DMs from time to time.

Something stupid like putting the tractor there in the first place with cars still running and no safety car...

which cover basically two separate events.

There were also a fair few fatal accidents...something that has now been quasi-eliminated in Formula 1 processions. Only happens now when someone does something really stupid.

If they still had a real striker like Suarez they'd be a very good side. Move the ball about nicely but nothing very potent at the sharp end.

Turn the sound down, watch the game, just like you would at SMS. In fact I've seen games on BeIn with no commentary at all, usually far better than having some idiot giving you his opinion on how football isn't the same as it was in the 80s.

No, it's on BeIn Max 5 as well..there will be streams, ART put them up at about midday.

Possibly...but after the game sells out would it not be possible to extend the already programmed elsewhere emission to some accessible on-line channel or other ? As I said earlier BeIn are broadcasting all 4 C1C games tonight on the other side of the channel so the logistics are all in place already.

They're showing all of the C1C games, part of their aggressive plan to take over the world I guess. Can't really grumble, it costs about 8 £ a month and there's a bit more content every month. Do BeIn not do the UK ? Edit: You can watch on line if you can access BeIn connect but for that you have to sign up for 13 euros. Whether that's global access or restricted to France I just don't know.

Game is on BeIn here so there will no doubt be the odd stream if you can find it.

Don't know why really, watched a bit of their game yesterday and it looks exactly the same as it was before to me, nothing at all at the sharp end.

In fact he had some pretty decent games at the end of last season. Going by Koeman's statements at that time those performances persuaded us to keep him on and not look elsewhere for a number 2/3 keeper.

Then again Swansea were unrecognisable last night, don't quite know what's happened there of late, perhaps they were just playing above their level on occasions.

Has been for a while..which is why JonnoQuick was at one time named as a PL squad player despite the then manager's intention of never playing him or even letting him train with the first team group.

Premier league rules I expect.

How so... bloke is a joke, Gazza did better when called upon last season..and that's saying something really. Don't know why we've allowed this situation to persist for so long.

Utd - City starts later than usual I think, Five past 2 instead of one thirty. So they'll finish at err about five to four so that would leave the schedule in a mess if there's much injury time in that game.

And yet the BEEB says he's doubtful for the Euro play-offs mid November.

Wasn't just the tuition standards that made Grammar schools what they were in the 60s and 70s though. It was also about the tradition and discipline. Not at all sure that some of those disciplinary methods would be allowed now, not to mention the "tradition"..

Not even professional fines ? It's a cost of your profession, would certainly be tax deductable in most countries.