Window Cleaner

Barnard is our main threat at the moment, so we take him off. It's Lambert that needs to be taken off from time to time because he's sounds clapped out. Another foul throw.

he's well placed for that

7 minutes +

-32 x5/9 so about 10/11 °C, cold for SoCal, must be the volcanic dust or the lack of a JP 8 haze.

Come on you Saints it's OLDHAM FFS

James off Connolly on It's all Morgan's fault

Ace?

yes, my ex (or one of them)

Ah my ex

Get a job at the European Commission then or NATO, they never worry about saving money.

Why save money, just crank up the price a few percentage points.

not a lot no

What's Woolston got to do with it. I quite used to like Sunday evenings in the Woolston pub, especially when there was that stripper who dunked her tits in your beer and made you lick it off.

hope we don't regret that.

course it will, why huff and puff for 90 minutes when you can score a winner in stoppage time.

Wonder if she's as good as Michelle

Harding booked ?

It must have been about 25° C here this afternoon, I was bloody hot when out in my field sawing up trees.

What do you expect we have Wotton in midfield, he has the ball for about a nanosecond and then gives it to Oldham for the next 3 minutes or so.

Come on Saints it's nearly half time.

No doubt it's because of the immodest young women, same as causes earthquakes apparently.

Classic Saturday night TV when I was just a sprog, Dixon followed by the Black and White Minstrels then some tame Western or other

Bet he gives them a penalty, Fonte or Seabourne shirt pulling I expect.

They're all sh*te

All Morgan's fault apparently