Bearsy

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Yeah i don't think Chris Moyles would have reputations as a witty and amusing radio presenter, if he wasn't sat next to "Comedy" Dave. No wait that sounds like I'm complementing Dave! I ain't. I'm saying "Comedy" Dave is like the ugly moose friend what makes an average looking girl attractive.

Man they should definitely be televising this trial! I would give anything to watch Terry get cross examined bout whether or not his mum loves scouse cock! For the record, I suspect she probably does.

Yeah deffo you know what the dumb mods is like! Not from me though, I gave her thumbs up! So did those two dudes she was with!

Bearsy's clicking porno links > Tokyo editing skills! So is you actually in Tokyo then Tokyo? Have you been studying the local culture for some time to gain encyclopedic knowledge of whose girlfriends is and is not porn stars?

I'm waiting... wait is you posting it here or is i gonna have to go main boarding?

Well yes, but they're not exactly films. I see that one movie bout the talking bear. It really resonated with me for some reason. It was called "Ted". It was quite loools in some places and in other places it was quite meh.

No-one cares bout JT? One of the most important criminal trials of our time is happening NOW and it's like no-one here gives a ****. I won't say I'm surprised but I am disappointed. Has anyone even picked a side yet? I'm flip-flopping! Sometimes I'm thinking there isn't even a victim cos Ferdy said he wanted to get abused and he never even heard the racist bit anyway. Then I'm hearing bout JTs lame excuses that he was just repeating something he heard or whatever and I'm thinking don the old black cap Judge, don the black cap!

yeah dat's not what i had in mind at all! I think i was going for Black Panthers and just overshot a little! This is why i try to keep clear of politics! Has anyone picked up any good fractions lately? I'm feeling that things need shaking up a little!

bear juice

... unless you have long penis like bearsy!

I am finding the coverage of dis highly amusing! Here is what we is finding out today, I've taken peoples testimonies to try and understand the sequence of events. Some of the following is disputed by one party or the other! In match debates: Terry: Barges into the back of Ferdy for no reason. Terry: C***. Ferdy: C*** Terry: Makes gesture like Ferdy's breath smells. Ferdy: How can you call me a c***? You ****ged your team-mate's missus, you're a c***. Ferdy makes gesture with fist implying sex. Terry: F****** black c***. F****** knobhead. Post Match debates: Coley: You can't talk to JT like that. Terry: Do you think I racially abused you? Ferdy: No. No, that never came out of my mouth. Coley: Didn't you say that to me? Ferdy: I didn't say that at all This is a very serious issue clearly! Doreen Lawrence, mother of murdered black teenager Stephen Lawrence, attended Monday's hearing and sat in the public gallery.

I see this movie one time called Brewster's Millions bout this dude who had to spend $10m in a short period of time, and have absolutely nothing to show for it at the end. He found it really difficult! He was doing it trying to win bigger $$$ though. Storrie does it just for lols!

Dat would work! We should get the dudes doing the deep second vocal where they is doing the "We're singing bout Steven Davis, we're singing bout Steven Davis," and then over the top the chicks and dudes with unbroken voices can be doing the "Good Good Good Steven Davis!"

Jesus that Andrew Castles is such a cock. I don't mind tennis but i can't take 3 hours of his pant-wetting excitement every time Murray hits a ball in. And for that reason I'm out like a murray lob.

Why not get ur old kit and paint the white stripes red?

Oh it's quite simple, a decent young right back is worth £1.5m, then you is having to double it if they is Premier League, then you is having to double it again if they is English. No-one knows why.

Ugh! Bet my tubgirl meme ain't looking so bad now is it Jonny? Jesus, I thought your mum was bad...

There was a time when I'd of given my left nut to sign a Gordons. Thing is tho, how much of a cripple must he be not to be fit enough to play in ****ing goal? My Sunday team we put people in goal if they rock up with a broken leg, massive hangover and on one occasion wacked up on acid! He had a stormer actually.

Dat is what Gingers is always saying! I'm always smiling politely but insides I'm cracking ribs at how disgustingly ginger they is!

Yeah maybe I'll do that! I'm really feeling a bit bothered bout this now. I was only messing at first but now it is seeming like Dog's been given the permaban and it just don't seem right to me dat the dumb mods is permabanning long standing members without some sort of forum announcement or whatever. I feel that I'm slowly becoming an activist on this subject! I'm like Black Power! What I'm gonna do now is a non-violent protest. From now until we is learning the truth all of my postings are gonna be Pointless and/or Sarcastics, off topic and littered with gramatical innacuracies! The dumb mods is soon learning they cannot be messing with me! Join The Movement! SOD (Save Our Dogs)

Jesus why can't I say d!ck when penis, balls, fanny and clunge are all a-okay?

What's the deal with dat Tasmin Grieg? I wouldn't go as far as to call her ugly, but there is something deeply, deeply unsexual bout her. I don't know what it is exactly, I don't think it's just the mannish hair cut tho that is pretty bad. Usually if there's a chick on tv unless she is massively fat or whatever I am getting a little **** twinge but not from that broad whatsoever. I've seen a couple of episodes of Episodes and there seems to be like 3 different blokes which is all interested in bonings her and that makes the whole show a bit farcial and unrealistic. I bet she's got a bigger **** than what I do!

you know sorry to interrupt the flow here but what i was thinking a couple of posts ago is we could be upscaling this endeavours so you is having to do two words, and you is having to have each individual word linked to the previous and also to your second word. So like when Simples is saying (To) Requirements, I is saying (Three) Some cos (Three) is related to (To) and Some is related to Requirements, and we is making also (Three) Some. Do you feel me? Possibly this would be to challenging tho unless you is super-intelligents like me Simples tho. Does anyone want to give it a go tho? It might make this thread less borings! So I'll give you a starter, Tim is only saying one word which is Palau and I'm gonna pretend his second word was (Islands) cos he is linking to Palau Islands So I is making: Rice (Paddy) So you is getting me, I is saying Palau is Rice cos it cos it's a bit like Pilau, I is saying Islands is Paddy cos I is thinking of Ireland and I is making a sensical conjunctive of Rice Paddy which is where they is growing the rices!

Is he technically ginger or what? I've been examining the photo evidences on google and at the moment I've been unable to make a final ruling. Till this is settled we need to keep him off the promotional literature. We don't want to scare off the St. Mary's hotties who'd been attracted to the club by Morgans and Corks. They is valuable customers! STEVEN P. DAVIS Wanted for questioning related to suspected ginger offences, possible use of hair dye to try and disguise duracell tendencies?