rallyboy

Just when you think the day couldn't get any worse he fucking rolls up.

Keith Granger.... 😊

Good, the damage that pair of chancer cunts have done to the UK is enormous, the more unhappy they are, the better off the UK is. Fuck em.

I'm not sure anyone will be too upset at the shock of this relegation. It's been on the cards since October so it shouldn't come as a surprise. For me, leaving the Dell was worse than getting relegated. As for the game, whatever - though I'd rather they didn't turn it on now when it's far too late and go down by a narrow margin.

Ralph would have taken us down, Jones would have taken us down, Selles has. Look above them for the real mistakes - the whole club has become riddled with mediocrity. Start again - clear the deadwood, fresh start, new direction, perhaps with some pride on show and some fucking entertainment along the way.

Worst performance of the season? Probably in the boardroom.

People who assume that everyone drinks, so their default setting for any present is to give a fucking bottle. Tee total or recovering alcoholic, you're getting alcohol for your birthday!

It's just style over substance, parroted soundbites aimed at the easily-led, but when even Dover doesn't buy the Stop the Boats nonsense, the game is up. We need policies and action right now, not shallow slogans and pathetic distractions. Too many dead cats, not enough quality at the top - we've just endured the least-talented and most corrupt couple of cabinets in living memory.

Has Rishi played a blinder?

Only 22? It feels like more.

Not reintroducing the Monkey Petting Zoo when funds were available has proved a costly error.

After years of deafening silence the forgotten island of portsmyth awakes from its slumber, the harsh and bleak wilderness finally offering a crumb of comfort. The stinking tramp rises from his piss-riddled cardboard hovel and laughs at the man who has downsized to a two-bedroom flat.

Played well for 45 mins?....Great.😕 These fuckers owe an apology to Nige, Rickie, Fonte, Lallana, Kelvin etc - the effort that those guys put in to get us back to the Premier League, all pissed down the drain with no fight, just a fucking whimper. Markus set us back on the right path, but all of that work has been undone by a sideways and backwards total shitshow of a season, they should all be ashamed.

What a weird season.

I hope we prioritised abandoned cats and dogs over any British Army support workers again. Hey you there, in the white coat, yeah, with the stethoscope and all the correct paperwork for the UK, step off the plane - there's a rabid spaniel needs your place, so jog on and let the growling frothy-mouthed fella through, he needs to get to a photo opportunity.

So he's banned for the whole summer...a punishment as relevant as impounding Fred West's cement mixer.

What an incredible gesture - the government has kindly done a U-turn and is now allowing NHS doctors to return home to the UK from Sudan. Well done, a really heartwarming story of generosity, red tape and ideology.

I think Ralph, Jones and Selles have all demonstrated that if given the whole season they would have relegated us, perhaps with more points, perhaps not, but all three have been on course for disaster. We just chose to mix up some sort of vague management shitshow cocktail that blurs the issue. The squad clearly lacks quality, tactical direction, commitment, maybe even fitness, so no one escapes criticism. Some like Lavia are less responsible, but no one is innocent, everyone has contributed to what we are now, the worst team in a very poor bunch. To me it feels a bit like relief - we've been in the ring with heavyweights for too long and we've been battered so much it's no longer fun, we need to recover at a lower weight. Pity that it's the players who chucked the towel in over the rope - these fuckers have written their names into club history. But the buck stops upstairs with the guys who can change things when they are going wrong - it's been a truly dreadful performance at the very top.

All I saw tonight was a bunch of guys working hard, on top of their game and entertaining an appreciative Southampton crowd who had a bloody good night for thirty odd quid. I chose the Peter Hook gig down the road because I couldn't stomach another St Marys shitshow rearranged to clash with a proper night out. Couldn't even give the season ticket away, but like the players, I couldn't give a fuck. Condolences to anyone who attended, you missed a great gig.

With so many officers lost it is now a police force packed with inexperienced perverts and crooks - the worst kind! At least they're going to be issued with boots, I wouldn't want clueless perverts policing the streets barefoot, and that's what we'd have if Starmer was in charge, because he's on the side of criminals, he's famous for it. Apparently.

I hope so, he's as dreadful as some of ours.

Meslier is in much worse form than Bazunu - that nearpost goal that handed Everton three points was ridiculous, and could well be a pivotal mistake in their season.

Though most fans would have a better plan at this point. Too many stats, analysts and laptops involved, surely we just need some common sense - Set-up to have some attacking threat, perhaps with some urgency. Put players in their best roles. Practice defending set pieces. Players give 100% and try to look like they care. Instill the idea that if we do go down, we will go down fighting. It's not rocket science.

She was, and clearly still is, absolutely clueless. Possibly the thickest cabinet minister in years - quite a feat in an incredibly competitive category. The members need to have a hard look at themselves and what they did, and I don't mean about the follow up to Sound of the Suburbs.

You two need to get a room.