Verbal

If it goes to pens you'd need to swim across the Wensum to get that last train.

More orange, black and white, but it only really works if you do it Yakuza style.

We might have just signed Haaland from Man City. Nothing is confirmed I just got a hunch.

Doesn't scan though, so Russian he is.

What's your view on this, Christophe?

Be honest, do you know if you locked your windows before you left the house?

Also "seasoo ticker totally plop" might suggest this image is not exactly kosher

Dots

Uncle Albert: "During the war, a crewmate of mine, Sky Piggott, died of a sexually related condition...his girlfriend's husband shot him."

Ah that's probably what I saw

There were photos of him meeting old friends among playing staff at Staplewood. Can't remember where now

They do want him, they just have absolutely no need for defenders.

I gave you a link and everything

Why have you got two keepers in that 11? https://www.espn.co.uk/football/team/squad/_/id/376/eng.southampton

You'll have to be more specific

Oh snap! That's exactly how I post when I've dropped a couple of tabs.

Sounds like someone should call HR.

He really needs to sort out that addiction.

Not sure we need someone from the Cretaceous era Nick.

Austria, because that's where he lived apparently. God only knows why I remember that. His paranoid android impersonation must have left scar tissue on my hippocampus.

In spirit he was on the pitch for all of last season

I think - I could be wrong and you'll no doubt tell me - that that was a joke.

Well that came out of nowhere

Sorry, initially misread that as "pissed condition of Verbal" and was about to throw a wobbly.

Benjii, meet Pandora's Box. Box meet Benjii.