Dr. Kucho

Jos has today announced his retirement from football. Could have used him Thursday as he always seemed to score against West Ham.

Waigo celebrating winning the Johnstone Paint trophy like we had just won the Champions League was another classic from him.

He might be a Skate, but Derby’s Mason Mount is a player I would like to see here. Last year at Vitesse he showed some good skill and scored goals.

I used to give updates on Seager, but like you said, there wasn’t much to report with Seager being on the bench. At the start of this season he started most games, then he was used as a substitute and now he seems to play very little. Checking his stats, he has played 11 games and scored 2 goals (they have played 19 games). I cannot find a Telstar message board to see what the fans think of him. If I was Seager, I would try to have the loan terminated and return to us and hope for a domestic loan with chance of a permanent contract.

Seager rarely plays for Dutch second division side Telstar (who are 16th in a league that’s poorer then League 2). I don’t think Seager is going to play for us.

Ward-Prowse and Elyounoussi back in the bench. Gabbiadini, Hoedt, Davis and Cedric (seen in training photos) miss out. Can we see them moved on in January?

I’ve been looking forward all week to this game after our epic win against Arsenal. But have just heard we have to go Christmas shopping this afternoon and will miss the match. Anyone know a good trick how to avoid going in town so I can stay home and watch the match?

Cryptic message from Ralph. Think we’ll find out next month who got on and who missed the SFC train.

Zidane will probably go to PSG, best French footballer at the richest French club. If United approach Tuchel they might just get a good price and a very good manager.

Anyone see that sprint from Austin for his goal? Started at the halfway line

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_mup4MJVASQ Highlights of today’s match.

It’s you, Ralph looks like someone who knows there’s a challenge ahead but believes he can sort it. I think we are going to see surprises in the line up Sunday and although we will likely lose, we will see more energy and commitment from the players. This is the first time this season I am excited for a match. COYR

Erwin Koeman, who was temporary in charge at Feberbache after Phillip Cocu’s dismissal, has just left them. Someone I would like to see in our coaching setup. Erwin knows the league and is tactically very strong.

Thank you for the updates from the training ground Pilchards, much appreciated.

Cheers LeG, any kind of info from the training ground is much appreciated. Can we say that until LeG, K Billy, Guan or ericb has confirmed this it’s no more then gossip?

Can’t think of a single player I would be sad to see leave.

Struggling for game time at 16th places Telstar, a team that would struggle in league 2 and where an average of 2500 people come to watch. Sadly don’t expect Seager to make it at Saints.

I remember Jake Sinclair was quoted as being the next Walcott, didn’t really happen for him.

Based on today’s result and performance I think the players can expect a tough day tomorrow from Ralph.

That’s the halftime entertainment sorted then.

Today Ralph gives his first sessions to the players. What do you think the players can expect? And Pilchards, are you watching from bushes?

I think the holiday camp training days are over for the players, round the clock sessions to learn the basics and new playing system awaits for them.

Talking of the first training session, I cannot remember who, but can the person who always climbed in to one of the trees around Staplewood and reported on the session do that again? Remember when he reported on Pardew’s first session and that Pardew kept getting angry with the players.

Bild is reporting it, they are the German equivalent of The Sun. Not the most reliable of sources..

Do Hughes is staying then..