supersonic

You mean like Guly and Lee? or like Lee Barnard who, alledegally, hits people in the face with glass bottles

he's a left-footed centre-back.....

Played nearly 20 times for the 4th best national side in the world. Yeah, what a load of crap. I'd rather have Hooiveld(og) and Martin who struggles to kick a ball

Cracking player, once ran himself over

Bosnia would fit better. And he was born there

Yoshida always comes across as pretty intelligent

73 games for one of the biggest clubs in Europe and 17 caps for the 4th best national side in the world. He can't be that tactically unaware

Papa Waigo

The OP is the funniest thread I've seen on here for a while. I'm sure the club/Adidas etc are fully aware of what's going on. And the management team in terms of transfers are consistently working. As for the 8 players released, I'm sure they were told in advance, or got hints. This is a typical example of modern day impatience. Relax.

In the footballing world. He's Guinean

According to A French source, English teams are after a Guinean playing for a German club....

Dan Harding?

The Lovren signing would make sense, very good player, has age on his side and is versatile. He also seems to speak English (one thing which I'm sure helped Yoshida) settle in so well.

Tbh I think we'll only sign one CB and the press think it could be Lovren

distinctly underwhelming. Biggest disappointment of the season. Really wouldn't be fussed if we got our money back for him

Lambert isn't good enough to play for England. He may have got 15 PL goals this season, but in reality he isn't international standard.

Stripes, like we had this year

As the previous post said, 10 goals in 40 games is poor

there are only usually one in every village, and it's not a postbox....

bearing in mind he has Fellaini, Defour, Witsel, Dembele to name a but a few ahead of him.

How the "mighty" have fallen

Because we're sensible with our money. I'd rather it was invested into our own club, rather than teaming up with a baseball team to create a mickey mouse football team

Out-of-form and a half-fit striker? no chance. I don't think Lambert will ever get an England call up. Some people need to wake up and realise that

real nice touch, I'm enjoying these video's

Personally, I thought the whole Owen thing yesterday was cringe-worthy and borderline-embarrassing. I mean, yeah show respect to him, but signing his name and giving a player who's contributed sweet FA to Saints (and England in the past 9 years) was a bit OTT. Did he even touch the ball?