Master Bates

Colour means nowt, idiot

Proper snowing now

Wish it would get heavier here.

Been snowing very lightly for the last hour.

Ooooooooo, I like it

The sun was out just now, but now the clouds are back.

I thought this was gonna be for the most missed player, I do miss him, and Hammond. Gets me vote laddy

And certainly not past his best, not by a long shot.

Just had 10secs of snow, now sleeting, not warm anymore.

Noooo, for me Saturday Quite right, if it was a football match it wouldn't have gone ahead. Still, the fog helped Longy look like a ghost as he haunted us

If I get a new job in time then yes.

We help Pompey South Coast rivals Southampton are ready to write off £120,000 to help their penniless neighbours after handing over tickets for next weekend's FA Cup derby - even though they fear they will not get the cash. The Saints were considering demanding Pompey pay for their 4,000 allocation up front in case the Fratton Park side are forced into administration before Saturday's fifth-round tie. But a St Mary's spokesperson said: "It is a relatively small amount of money for us so we are prepared to take the risk rather than cause any bad feeling."

Sorry if mentioned, Pompey fail to pay electricity bill. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/721516/LIGHTS-OUT-FOR-PORTSMOUTH.html

The day is finally here Roll on 5:45pm

Boss flees UK. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2842003/Avram-Grants-Thai-brothel-boss-has-fled-the-UK.html

I do hate Denham with a passion, let me down. Chris Huhne's cool.

Heard the frogs making sex noises last night, no frog spawn yet though.

Good question, come on Dog, we need answers.

I saw a cuckoo about a week ago when walking the dog, and 2 nights ago at about 1 in the morning I heard an owl!

May I just say what a mighty fine warm day it is today. Just been doing a spot of gardening out the front this morning, clearing away the leaves etc, under one lot of leaves I found a Daffodil starting to sprout up. Now sat indoors with the windows open. I know we're in for another arctic balst next week, but the summer is not that far away, and neither are the less clothed women.

"Fans queueing overnight for tickets to the FA Cup game against local rivals Portsmouth were surprised to be greeted at 6.30am yesterday by Cortese carrying trays of coffee." Nice stuff!

I haven't heard that in years "Why you kick my dog? WHY YOU KICK MY DOG! AND YOU CALL HIM F**K OFF, HIS NAME ROVER!, YOU NO KICK DOG IN HEAD, YOU DO DOG UP ARSE NOT KICK IN HEAD"

"Next time i'll go with him" http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2838279/Brothel-visit-Avram-Grants-wife-He-loves-Thai-massages-next-time-Ill-go-with-him.html

"Next time i'll go with him" http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2838279/Brothel-visit-Avram-Grants-wife-He-loves-Thai-massages-next-time-Ill-go-with-him.html

Funny thing is, the guy never did turn up for the second funeral.