Master Bates

I don't know about that, quit my job, go on benefits and that'll give me the whole day everyday for the rest of my life.

3 weirdest places i've had a w@nk are A Church Back of a bus Yeah

Ditto, but I probably wouldn't sell it, just keep growing it for me.

What are the odds?

Guess he's not WILD rumours that troubled former England soccer ace Paul Gascoigne had DIED were rubbished by cops last night. Hundreds of fans bombarded police switchboards with calls asking if Gazza, 41 — who is battling booze and drug problems — was still alive. But Northumbria Police confirmed: “We’ve had lots of calls on this but there’s absolutely no substance to it.” The Sun received hundreds of calls asking if the ex-Newcastle star had passed away. Footie websites were also beseiged. Dozens rang in from Gazza’s native North East and others from as far afield as Essex and Scotland. Gazza, 41, was last week pictured trying to get into a pub in Gateshead before ten in the MORNING. He had just returned from three weeks in Portugal, where he was rushed to hospital after a pills and booze overdose.

She has ghey legs.

Happy Birthday ESB

Why is Im_no_sinner currently on Loose Women? Sat 5 metres away from the er 'hot' women from there, thought they were skanks.

No, it was before your time. I had an e.mail from the Marble Forum yesterday that was before your time too.

Neither's a dead pigeon but I got 4 infractions for it.

Do people remember Anthony Pulis & Romain Gasmi............................

Actually, could you un quote the link please, a little bit of blood splats on the screen which could be deemed tasteless and I don't want infractions, cheerski.

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Happy Birthday South City Si (26)

Bad times ahead, it's gonna get worse over the next 3 and a quarter years, not just shootings and not just things caused by man either. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1723730.ece

I see no'ting

Spurs have been told they will need to pay £5m to sign 20-year-old Southampton midfielder Adam Lallana. (The Sun)

I'm not sure about Bukakke...I mean it's just so in your face

You tell him!

I believe Keith Harris tried and failed.

from http://www.houston-imports.com/forums/showthread.php?t=486637

http://saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=1989 On a brighter note, it was sunny Saturday.