Lighthouse

Pelle is very 'High' in the voting at the moment.

1. Make the whole Northam safe standing and put the away fans in the Northam Itchen corner. Make the standing tickets much cheaper than seats. 2. Increase capacity to 40,000. May not need expansion with safe standing. 3. Build a rail platform for match days with links to various local stations and possibly London. 4. Lager that doesn't taste like warm p*ss. 5. Buy the surrounding gas and cement works and develop the area to include a large multi-storey, waterfront bars and restaurant and a petting zoo

When I first signed up I pretty much added everyone I knew in my year at school. Then I grew to realise that most of them were infact a bunch of tools and eventually whittled it down to about 10. I tend to 'unfollow' repeat offenders in the bullsh*t dept. This includes my cousins who I can't really delete but have no interest in the sh*te they post every day. One of them posts a continuing stream of, "this Chinaman skinned a dog alive and ate his legs whilst he was still barking, like if you think it's outrageous." The other is, "all men are such a bunch of tw*ts!" followed half an hour later by, "OMG I have the best bf ever!"

Even by footballer standards he is a complete and utter tool. Why Blackpool ever took a punt on him I'll never know.

Tadic, Virgil, Pelle and Mané officially nominated. I can't decide really, maybe Tadic just edges it for 3 goals and an excellent display against Norwich. Pelle is right up there with him though. Virgil has been excellent but I don't feel he was really tested too much, apart from Utd where he looked a bit shaky.

There is some spam message going around about privacy settings at the mo. Some bullsh*t about, "I xxxxx hereby do not give permission for Facebook to distribute my photos blah blah blah... if you do not post this as your status ISIS paedophiles working in collaboration with greedy tax evading bankers will come and bum you in your sleep" or something. The $1 for one like are the worst though. Like Facebook are sadistic enough to say, "well we could give $100,000 to fight povetry but we only have 20,000 likes so we wont."

I actually don't mind Pearce, although that may be something to do with the 8-0 last season. And Robot Wars

Not to mention the Arsenal Chelsea game being decided by the Costa incident where he wasn't sent off. 20 seconds looking at that incident and he'd have been straight down the tunnel.

TBF there was a lot to pack into last nights show. When the sh*ttest game of the day has 3 goals in it, you know it's been a decent weekend.

Except those three goals were all blatantly offside and anyone can tell after watching a 20 second replay, before the game has actually kicked off again. I assume you are also opposed to substitutions?

Benidorm is a fair bit South of Valencia so doesn't really fit your criteria. The area around Reus is fairly popular with tourists, although I've only ever been to Reus itself, which seemed like a bit of a sh*t hole. Hookers on most junctions at night.

That's.... comprehensive.

It seems to me Arabs can't cope without a dictator telling them how to live. Places like post-Soviet Afghanistan and Iraq have already shown how badly a state can turn with a power vacuum left behind. As unpleasant as the Assad regime is, at least people were behaving themselves most of the time. The lesser of two evils if you ask me.

On the subject of strikers not being mobile enough, another 90 minutes without a goal for Lambert. He's scored once in his last 30 games, against Villa.

I don't think Long has scored against a team not in the relegation zone for us yet. Certainly Leicester and Burnley last year, Newcastle this year and I think Villa were too. He shouldn't be starting Premier League games, no matter how 'fluid' his movement is. IMO the front 4 should be Pelle, J Rod behind, Mané right and Tadic left.

Surely that's the funniest result possible though? Liverpool are awful but not quite bad enough to get Brenda sacked. Plus Nivea Chops goes and misses a pen.

Oh dear Tw*t beard.

European football returns to St Mary's; sort of. After tonights performances I'd be tempted to start with Rodriguez and both full backs (who finished the game) ahead of Yoshi, Targett and Davis.

Can't help but feel they wont really be up for it. Battling the drop really and will surely rest players.

So we've scored 6, three times in less than a year. Not bad in spite of the opposition. Would love to see Mané, Pelle, Tadic and J Rod all start on Saturday.

What a miss from Wednesday!

Come on Saints, I want to see us score 6, 7 and 8 in less than a year.

So now you have a problem with my wife's fanny as well?!

I beg to differ!

Oh Calum...