Lighthouse

Rush hour traffic on the M40 Getting home at 1am with work the next morning £40 a ticket with another £50 in fuel a month before X-mas when it's on Sky for free. Can't really blame people for not going to this one.

The standard of football is just bad. I only saw the highlights of that game but it seemed to be played at the same pace as that Saints Web match we played about 5 years ago, without too much extra talent. Still this is the BBC so anything to do with 'equality' and they're all over it.

I'm surprised that I am still surprised about Liverpool. Just when you think they can't get any worse they delve into new depths of badness.

"What are you laughing about?" - Dad

Not even close IMO, has done nothing against anyone decent since Euro 2004. A tap in against Uruguay being his only contribution to any of the World Cups. Bagging them in during qualifiers against San Marino, Estonia and Montenegro does not make you great.

This reminds me of that Roy Hodgson comment about Townsend being a monkey, in the sense that nobody was actually offended but the press felt the need to tell everybody it was a big offensive racism scandal. All I see is an old man making lazy stereotypes. In a world where we've got busses full of people being executed because they haven't memorise the Qur'an I don't think we need to get to excitable about some old bloke in Wigan talking nonsense.

I've got Hull, Palace, Lewis Hamilton and Sunetra from strictly in an accumulator.

Just looking at Utd's away kit, why would you put buttons and a collar on a football shirt? Like it's some sort of smart-casual evening wear.

A draw at Goodison perfect for us IMO.

Jonathan Forte banging them in for Oldham at the moment.

We have problems?

21/04/15: - "We are staying up, say we are staying up!!" - Adam Lallana

If they leave it will be for not much less than £50m for the pair. No reason we can't replace them with players of similar ability like we did in summer. Having said that, I'd agree we should keep Cork.

I went to La Rochelle when I was a kid. Did it in one drive via the Pompey - Le Harve ferry. No idea if that helps but La Rochelle is a nice enough place.

I think he means Auntie Semitic. Miserable old b*tch, never gave me any money on my birthday. Hang on can I say that?

I personally enjoy passing electric currents through small rodents.

There are plenty of people out there with the hipster mentality who feel the need to identify themselves by going against the popular consensus.

I actually quite like ITV's football coverage. Nah just kidding. It's sh*te. Even the mute button doesn't seem to silence Adrian Chiles. Just watching his lips move is enough to fill my head with his dull, inane Brumminess. It's tragic that Sky can provide such excellent analysis with the likes of Red Nev, Carra and the Soccer Saturday team whilst the best ITV can put forward is Chiles talking about "Claus van Huntelaar".

Could be cheaper than a professional masseuse.

So which local teams are now more of a threat than Pompey? Bompey, Brompey and Rompey obviously in the Championship. Swompey are fairly local too. Plompey are South Coast but a long way off so they don't really count. Eompey aren't far off these days and Aompey beat them in the Cup.

It's a lot more if you aren't paying for them.

'I vow to thee my country' a far better anthem than both.

I've been wrestling with a pretty good 'flush' pun but he isn't playing poker. Shame.

I'll stick a tenner on 36 brown.

He isn't. Although I bet he cries himself to sleep every night having to play in a live band because he's not cool enough to have 25,000 posts on an internet 'mongboard'.