Danbert

I thought he only had a year left on his contract, and that was why there was so much talk of him moving on

OMG - Lurch has to play against Everton, that was unbelievably bad - embarrassing

We look very fit - not much actual football being played though 😞

We've had the longest current run in the Premier League apart from the big 6 and Everton. Quite an achievement really.

Agree, it would be mad to pay that much

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-9862779/Norwich-make-15m-bid-Blackburn-striker-Adam-Armstrong-beat-Southampton-Watford.html

So, what you're saying is we gave him a new contract because we didn't have a lot of options, but we're looking to bring in a replacement.

Villa are the new Everton

I'm not so sure - here Ralph comes across differently: https://www.hampshirelive.news/sport/football/transfer-news/ralph-hasenhuttl-moussa-djenepo-southampton-5715294

Well, they're not Loadsamoney https://www.hampshirelive.news/sport/football/transfer-news/portsmouth-ipswich-town-fans-clash-5706318

Cowley has caught the special brilliant Pompey delusion: Brilliant!

Jesus that's a lot of money. I hope he's worth it.

Ouch - not sure about those backups, or Bednarek for that matter

I'm not convinced by him, certainly wouldn't be gutted if he went elsewhere.

Would rather we kept Lemina, personally. I can't remember Elyounoussi ever making any sort of telling contribution when he played for us.

I always thought Caitlin had that rosy-cheeked piss artist look. And Paul Cook was obviously on the sauce. Well, turns out they all were. https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/it-was-a-bit-of-a-party-holiday-ive-never-had-a-pre-season-like-it-adam-barton-on-portsmouths-drinking-sessions-which-inspired-success-under-paul-cook-3300988

Looks an aggressive little shithouser from the video

Villa do seem to be happy to pay sizeable transfer fees for players who are not quite good enough for the top six. If they offer us silly money for JWP, we'd be stupid not to take it.

We'll see.

They've got League 2 Rochdale's 19-year-old reserve keeper in on loan to replace their player of the season 🤣

Gunn gone

So, the much-vaunted "10 million redevelopment of Fatton Park" is actually just performing essential maintenance at the last minute on the money sink before it collapses: https://www.hampshirelive.news/sport/football/portsmouth-fratton-park-fans-cullen-5548973

We can cross Danny Rose off the list - he's joining Watford

Star striker turns down Pompey to opt for our Nigel's Charlton. Strangely, the attraction of playing in front of the passionate baying few did not sway him. They need to recruit about 10 players and are clearly losing out to clubs with bigger budgets for many of their main targets. Come the beginning of the season they will frantically be signing whoever's left