Danbert

Errr why exactly?

Don't bother it wasn't funny

Many thanks for that

Might've known it grrr.

Check out this highly amusing (in places) festive satire on Pompey's plight:

Come on be honest had you heard of him before he joined us?

He's been told by the surgeon who performed the original operation that if he plays football he may never walk again - so I doubt you'll see him roughing it in the lower leagues.

Raw Wallace was good.

Matt Paterson is 40-1 on Victor Chandler

How to make a drama out of a crisis

As usual...

How did the Bartoz get on?

There's also an interesting quote from Al whatsisname at the bottom of that article expressing his disapproval of Hart's sacking. What a way to run a club...

From what I've seen he is very poor. I expect he'll just turn out to be mediocre like the rest of them.

You've got to be kidding

I'm confused is he supposed to be number 1 or number 6?

That shower Premier League quality? You're having a laugh.

Remind me, why do we have a seperate board for such things?

What's a cum scout?

Quite - a great player but higher than Ted Bates? I think not.

And 'cause it makes perfect sense. I reckon you're right.

Brilliant! "We're by far the greatest team LEAGUE ONE has ever seen" wouldn't sound at all crap would it...

Connolly has played all of half an hour for us and already he's the best thing since sliced bread. How much more likely is it that he'll go the way of so many signings; arriving with a fanfare and leaving with his tail between his legs?

Who indeed? Not as if you can look it up on the Interweb or anything