Scummer

We are in a much worse position now than we were last March. We weren't in the relegation zone at all last season until about two weeks from the end.

Technically, it's the one who only flagged when the player got to the ball. It's a bloody stupid rule though.

No. You have to sell tickets to away fans at the same price you charge home fans for similar seats, but you are allowed to run a few special offers per season which you don't have to offer to away fans.

Key word there is average, surely. Some of the academy players are probably only on about £1k.

And no dealer name on the number plate.

Loan window is open but only for UK transfers as far as I'm aware.

Aren't there proxy websites that make it seem that you are in the UK?

There are only 23 home games in a season. Not much point looking at the average attendances of away games.

Read it again nickh, and think about what you are saying.

It seems to be almost encouraged for kids to get it when they are toddlers nowadays. I've heard of people who deliberately take their kids round to houses where someone has it. I guess people just want to get it out of the way. I had it when i was quite young, have still got the scar on my forehead to prove it.

Once you are registered to the site, what purpose does your email address serve anyway? He's not going to lose access if his email address is closed anyway is he?

Quite a few of 'our' academy players started out elsewhere. Best, McGoldrick, Walcott (although he was very young when he joined us).

Baird.

Well they've done the first bit (manager leaves so replace him with someone already at the club), now they just need to take the second action and bring in someone who has a chance of keeping us up.

What you suggest doesn't require job rotation, it simply needs the manager/head coach to shuffle his arse along to reserve matches.

Has anyone noticed that the release date is April 1st? Think it's a con myself.

You think Poortvliet should have stayed? Our problems are nothing to do with the style of play. You can have success playing decent football, you can have success playing hoofball, you're unlikely to have success if you appoint managers who haven't got a clue.

He ought to have some affinity, after all he did play for us.

Is her hot tub in the front garden?

The taste of unfresh snatch isn't quite so nice though.

I used to have two lesbians living opposite me. They weren't what I imagined lesbians to look like either. Anyone would think they only turn to rug munching because they can't pull blokes or something.

He doesn't say a Friday before a match on Saturday, he said Friday if there's training on Saturday.

And of course, our record when it comes to correcting players' bad attitudes is fantastic isn't it.

Of course we would........

People in Brum obviously aren't as keen on the Killers as those in Cardiff. Incidentally, why did she buy tickets for two different locations? Does she really really love them?