GarrettIvo

Are they really? All reporting what someone else has reported. No new info. No sources. No quotes. The same speculation over and over. And then we can talk about Twitter!

Going to have to change your username to Mulder. You are SO desperate to believe.

To be fair there are plenty of similar people on this forum. And any other internet forum you'd care to peruse. Football fans - the English ones anyway - are all a bit daft that way. They are traditionally a big club, but that means less and less these days. Could they get back to that? Sure. But it won't be under Koeman, no matter what happens in the next few days.

Oh yes. Terribly embarrassing wasn't it. What a shambles the club is in. Whatever shall we do.

Yes how dare he ignore his social media profile while on holiday with his family. What a bastard.

Literally wondering how some of you people find the will to live, jumping at every shadow you see on Twitter.

You should probably cut back on whatever it is you are smoking.

Where is Toe Punt?

Don't forget your blatant misogynistic comments on KL, or "the daughter" as you referred to her. If you honestly think Cortese could have done better the past couple of years you are deluded.

Just posted this one on a Pool supporting workmate's Facebook, which prompted this: "Has achieved more this season than Southampton has in its entire **** of a pathetic existence. I think he will be okay."

I know Kane's goals have rightly been the headlines, but Eriksen has been central to everything they have done right the past couple of years. He'd be a maaive blow to them if he leaves. So I hope he does.

I think he's workrate and output - especially in the second half of the season - have justified the decision to give him the Number 7 shirt. He's been outstanding, aside from his finishing, which is getting better.

Been a while since we had a decent body language expert on the forum. How did you rate KD's excitement during Pelle's goal celebration? Reckon he might be off this summer?

Spurs forum appears to be offline again. #meltdown

Well Leicester's is pretty decent yeah.

He has definitely signed that extension right? Pity. Him walking out now would be the cherry on the icing of the cake.

FFS! So sick of this clueless board and they're lack of ambition. Run like a B&B indeed.

Yes. He's one of the foundations the team is built around. Suggestions that he hasn't been a raging success for us our crazy. Suggestions he may have been a right ***** off the field are probably not that unfair.

No it's not. The board are useless, and have succeeded despite themselves. Ask anyone around here they will tell you.

Don't see RK going with a year left on his deal unless the club shift him out. He's got a history of sticking to contracts no? Everton's new owner more likely to consider Pellegrini in my opinion. Title winner with some knowledge of forming high-priced team, which is what they would be looking to do with a big cash injection. But if Lukaka and Stones are going, Barkley must be a question as well, and Leighton Baines close to his last legs, why would you look at Everton as a desirable gig?

It's gobsmackingly hilarious how many on their forum say they should trust him because he's proved to be a man of his word with no history of PR gaffes. "He said he'd sign and there's no reason to doubt it". This probably is nothing, but Christ it would be wonderful if it was something.

Erikson winner in the 86th minute. Because that's usually how it goes.

Dear God!

Lamela making the most of being let off last week. Foul after foul, rugby tackles Clasie and still doesn't get a booking. John Moss is a clown.

Yes but where's the ambition?