Chalkboy

The Brazilians have samba and batucada, but we have an embarrassing jingoistic dirge. To think of the incredible music that has come out of this country and that's the sh*t we serve up. Ban 'em. On a more controversial note I'd like to change the national anthem too.

injunction.

Thought RK was on holiday, no doubt at his Villa in Portugal. So Everton fly out to meet him? Sure Mrs Koeman will be happy with that. Sounds like crap to me.

Presume Mata because Jose didn't want him at Chelsea. I think Jose will be good for Morgan.

I think that looks okay too, (well Smalling scares the s**t out of me but options are limited) but if we assume a Hodgson frame of mind, we have to get Rooney in there and probably Milner too, so Drinkwater will be out, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if Roy doesn't take him, and then he perhaps drops Vardy to the bench in favour of Wayne. He'll possibly want to keep the Spurs connection as well so Rose instead of Bertrand. Personally I think Drinkwater should go. Him and Dier together, two DM's to shield our ropey defence. Plus what more does Hodgson want from an English player - played regularly, won the Prem, and is in the CL?

Reading that article and then this one http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/04/25/juan-mata-footballers-earn-an-obscene-amount-and-live-in-bubble/ he comes across as a very intelligent, cultured man who would be superb for us. He says he'd "happily take a pay cut if there was less business involvement in the sport." Maybe we can help him feel better about things by offering him a less obscene wage?

Man U are likely to be having a clear-out. Anyone there take our fancy? Mata is sure to be on his way if Jose takes over.

Too risky? Would be utter madness.

Smeared pizza doesn't do it for me, a bit messy. Lots and lots of soap suds however, smeared all over Keeley Hawes' "quivering chest", now we're talking!!!! I'll just be....er........over here thinking

Want Turkey to equalise to shut these 2 ***** up.

Hoddle in love with Rose.

Can see at least one of them getting red-carded in the Euros.

Bring back Andy "that's better" Townsend?

He is shocking. Less sh*t than Drury though. Small mercies an' all that.

Juanmi - no loss. Bye. Pelle expected and can go with club's blessing. Vic - no surprise at all. Would be great to convince him to stay but he's off. Tadic. He might want out but no sale..... unless club think they can get a better replacement and a nice pile off cash. Mane. No sale. If anyone has to be kept it's him.

Hahaha, can't say I blame him, poor bloke, paranoia has crept in. Apparently Bitton is too good for a mid-table prem side, which I think was meant to mean us.

Bitton?

Thanks for posting. Fabulous. So funny when he talks about which goal is better, his or Cuco's. The look on his face. Classic.

I was listening to that. Good on Cundy for a change, how refreshingly honest and completely in-line with my thoughts on rival teams. The bloke who called up about it was classic delusional Liverpool fan. What was he on? Thought that Liverpool deserved to win because they were better in the first half, Sevilla weren't that good and anyone including Villa would have beaten Liverpool that second half. He thought that Cundy should support English teams in European cup competitons but then went on to admit that he wouldn't be supporting England in the Euros, he'd be supporting Germany instead because of the way they do things, BUT he would support Man U and Chelsea when in European competitions because they're English teams. He bamboozled me with his twisted logic.

No surprise if he leaves this Summer, but if he does I hope he goes quickly so we can get on with business.

Yes. Spot on. I have my reasons for disliking certain clubs as we all do, but it is the media that magnify that dislike into something much larger than it should be. It was the same with the West Ham game last week. The coverage and bias that night has helped elevate West Ham to the top of the pile, when it comes to me wanting a team to fail next season. Also the way the supporters of these clubs are blown-up to somehow be more important and more passionate than the rest of us really p*sses me off. Over-romanticised, over-enthusiastic, starry-eyed, sycophantic drivel. I shouldn't be in a position where I actively avoid radio, tv and headlines if one of these "historic" clubs wins, it's ridiculous. I shouldn't need the sick bag because a commentator is verbally w****** himself off. How about a bit of balance, restraint, and the realisation by presenters, pundits and commentators that we don't all wish these clubs well, and that by using restraint they may ease the animosity somewhat.

It's exactly what I thought watching that second half. It seemed strangely familiar and reminiscent of a standard England cup performance. They had no answer for Sevilla. Milner, Lallana, Clyne and Sturridge all disappeared when they needed to step up.

Great night, great few days of football (apart from Man U last night) Would be very happy if Sevilla's manager came to us after Koeman.

Footballing lesson this half. Well played Sevilla. Anyone see Milner, Clyne or Lallana that half? Visions of England for the Euros.

I know, it's a disgrace. Sevilla not playing along with the script. Tut tut.