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And he would have got away with it too, if he hadn't sold those pesky kids!!!!!!!

Remember him vaguely. Too young to go though. RIP Lee.

Well, this sums it up for me, together with, Play to our strengths. When we have fast players, pass it behind, when we have technical players, find them room. Walcott, would be great, an expensive luxury though if each week he is getting frustrated being isolated.

Nah, he's saying they all left because of Les, and if Les was more of a DOF he would have made them stay and added to them.

What do Ronald Koeman and the Titanic have in common? Neither should have left Southampton.

I would have him back in an instant. We should get him back on the books straight away. After all, there is the gutters need cleaning, and the drainage in the lower field at Staplewood, not to mention someone to reach items on the top shelf for Shane long. Now can we start trolling the Everton web site again, like they did with this one? Personally, I think we should have more class, and just have a major disdain for them, whilst feigning interest in their story about having the worlds first dug out, and punctuating the story with the question, 'Wouldn't it make more sense to be called 'The Mints?' After all, everyone has heard of Everton mints, no-one has heard of Everton Toffees. And also, you seem to have more money than sense, so it would work on many levels. And, for the record, we don't do refunds. Now tell us more about these dug outs.'

it didn't matter when he came on. We still won. whose to say that he could have done that facing fresh legs. Tactic worked

haha haha. Thank fook for that Can we turn it all around? that's a start

Our owner could speak to him, he's chinese. Perhaps convince him were going to be relacated to Guong Jin once we've won the Premiership.

You wouldn't say that if you bought a SOUTHHAMPTON FOOTBALL CLUB scarf. And that was a pet hate of my nans, when people pronounce it and put in the extra "H".

Guy at work thought a Nonce Enabler was part of an escorts ignition system:lol::Lol:

Bumped due to Rickies retirement. Is now the time?

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I enjoyed ever aspect of Rickie at the club. He was our goal machine, our talisman, our charm. When he came to su he was a fat 1m stricker, fresh out of the Branstons factory according to the press, and helped turn us around and get us back to the top. And when he did that he got picked for England,"Cause they though they should", and gave him a few minutes on the pitch, "cause it can't hurt, and he cant do no damage at this stage, with 20 minutes to go." and went out and scored a fantastic goal, with his head to announce his entrance on the international stage. When you went we didn't begrudge you for your dream move to your dream team, missed you though. Now you are retiring we wish to wish you all the best, and hope you have a happy retirement and every success in your follow up career.....................As attacking and penalty coach at Southampton Football club? We could do worse and we could really do with his help.

The only problem I have is that why would we buy a striker who can't score goals, when our problem is we can't score goals? Might thrive here I suppose but could also be another case of expensive non-performer in our set up.

Went through to round 3, with Steve Pemberton knocked out, but lost to some bird from loose women(Andrea McLean) by 1 token, £100 in their money. So close but no cigar

Yeh, you and thirty thousand others!!!!!!! Wish I could go as it'll be a good match I think, better if we play like 2nd half of the Manure game.

I keep having this cringeworthy thought. Gao: Ah, we have scored a goal. This is most joyus, Katatrinaaa. KL: No, sorry, Mr Gao. That is Manchester United that have scored. We are the other team. Gao: What, the ones in the glorious Red of the revolution, and the white of the innocence of youth? KL: Umm, yes that is us. Gao: *@*£"$&&*^^ KL: Err, Nelly, what did your father say? Nelly: My father says "Rat Cocks" and perhaps we should execute their trainer. Sorry, i'll get my coat. Glad to see them there though, shows we are more than a passing fancy, (I hope) and perhaps he may, after executing their trainer, give over some wedge for a new striker.

Hey. Steady now. I remember Rafiques as the only place with milk on Xmas day and open all hours before the big boys did it. big saints fan as well. He's probably worth a few quid now so could sponsor something.....

Not in the egg and spoon race I though:lol::Lol: I can't be serious this morning.

Oooh, Irony. Yes I remember that. Nooooo, Irony left years ago, having found itself marginalised and left wanting in a corner, having been overtaken by an influx of cynocism, confusion, anger, bile and hatred, not to forget the overwhelming mind reading, innuenmdo, rumour and assumption that is displayed as fact. If I remember correctly, irony also stopped a number of posters from posting. No, sorry, Irony has no home here. Loathing however, that's another story:lol: Back on topic though, I confess I did like him when he was here, but the sour taste in the mouth when he left, and how he left, still grates with me now, so NO, no home for him here any more. I think he'll [probably be off before the end of the season anyway, as this season thay might find him wanting in the manager department.

Oh, FFS. Knew this would happen. Tossbags.

Ahhhh. We need to take a bit more time on the ball. To much quick pass, and no thought or vision. Mind you, more exciting to watch, and I am hopeful as well. COYR.

What no thread? I'll start one. Come on you Saints. Lets see a good display, put the past behind, and give us some goals. Kind regards SSA

Hey, I'm in.