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Agree with that

thats it. 10 mins to go, but we've lost this 2-1.

I enjoyed his commentary. Especialy when he said: Ross Barcklay...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm......Di Rossi....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......Technical area.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........end of the game, zzzzzzzzzzzzt.....SONY..mmmmm,....gherm...mmin the middel...purple monkey dishwasher.

Nah. By the time Jay Rod yelled, ' Bernard Anício Caldeira Duarte, pass to me,' he would have overun the goal and be in the stands.

I would be happy with a red head. No body, just a red head.

Sorry, as I understand it, he says there are 17 enquiries for our players and we have made 7 enquiries of other players from other teams. Enquiries don't equal transfers though, and he only has 3 things on his desk at the moment related to SFC.

He's working on 3 out at the moment, and i'm guessing they are more surplus to requirements.

Nice one Guam, good to hear. I can confirm what he is saying about not discussing transfers, my pal ITK answers his personal phone to me with, 'Hi, I aint saying nothing about transfers, what's on your mind' and wont answer his business phone to me at all. Job is worth too much. What he will say is that 17 inquires in, and 7 inquiries out and they are working on 3 at the moment, 'which are expected but not talkes about'. But his friend is better than mine in this.

A couple of other things you forgot Frank. Mind Reading, and Prediction of the Future.

and I read that as: When the new manager is in place we'll see who he wants to keep and who he wants to ged rid off and who he wants to buy. So,generally, no one is being bought and sold until we have a new manager, except Rickie who, when given the chance to play for his boyhood team, before he can no longer play, it would be ****ty not to let him go.

No,no and thrice no. When did they know for sure he was leaving, 100 %? - yesterday Who would commit to leaving their job before knowing they had another one? - no one. Ponch didn't hand in his notice 2 weeks ago and wait for Spurs to give him a new one. What does the new season start - on monday? No , on the 16th August, in 2 1/2 months time Is there a perspective manager at the World Cup that could do a job for us? - Wh knows Is there a manager at the moment that could do a job for us that would commit now there is a position open? - Who knows Have we been actively looking for a new manager? - Probably not as we had one Are we now? - Probably as we don't have one Would an experience business person out of their depth in a field they know nothing about waste money making mistake after mistake? - Not bloody likely So, what would said business person out of their depth in a field they know nothing about do, then? - Buy in the expertise, and more expertise, and listen to those that know, weigh up their advice and process in a business like manner. What would said business person say to their stakeholder if accused of a lack of communication in this situation say? - You knew, via the website, what had happened BEFORE the press, the pundits, those that proclaim to be in the know, before the fans of Spurs, before the radio, before the websites, before Twitter and before Jack Cobley's uncle Tom. AND Before Dave Paech and MLT. AND Before Cortese. AND after he handed in his notice, and before he posted on the website and twitter. Apart from that, how much openess do you want. What would said business person say to their stakeholder today, in a way of openess? - We are looking for a new manager. And tomorrow - We are looking for a new manager And on Friady? - We are looking for a new manager And on Saturday? - We are looking for a new manager Any comment on Sunday? - No, it's a day of rest. What about Monday? - We are looking for a new manager. And Katey, the tea lady is having cakes in the staff room at dinnertime to celebrate her 50th Birthday. What about Tuesday 3rd June? - We are looking for a new manager, and we are arranging a Birthday celebration for Victor Wanyama and will fly it out to him for the 25th june. No Yaya mistakes here. What would said business person say to their stakeholder if asked,How long will you be looking for a new maanger? - How long is a peice of string? Until we get one. Are there any applicants at the moment? - Who knows. Perhaps they should put an advert in the Echo, or go to an agency, to hurry it up. Or perhaps they should take a bit of time, find a few that fit in with us, get some feedback, ask them in for an interview if interested, find the right person and appoint them. Vote of no confidence? They are a business, and will go about all this in a business like manner, like all German/Swiss business do, and will look to have someone in place when they can. I have confidence in them. You can't keep someone here against their will, and if you did, what sort of job would they do? And that goes for ALL the players of the team.

Well, we all knew this was coming. Thanks MOPO, good luck, and thanks for all you have done. Onwards and upwards, (hopefully)

Clyne......to Man U......for 99 million. Deal.

Did anybody listen? What did he say?

I just shake my head at the hypocrisy

Excuse me for asking but.........Isn't half of 45 22 1/2 NOT 30? Odd Anyway, I know they are a revenue stream that funds the programme, but i'm more than a little annoyed at the amount and length of adverts these days. You turn over the channel at 15 min passed the hour and nealy all of the channels have add breaks. And for a good 5 to 7 minutes as well.

Yes I like that Idea. Suarez to Saints for 60 million Hazard to saints for 45 million

I think it has been said above and I agree with it. i think she has our best interest at heart, but will always loook to apply a decent business model to it though, i.e. we must be sustainable and have sustainable growth. She could spend 60 million now to bring in the best and the brightest but if they don't act as a cohesive unit, for whatever reason, (look at United) that is not sustainable, even with the financial fair play rules. And one other thing, and this is just a guess. If we love our parents sometimes we feel compelled after they have gone to fulfill their wishes for them as a tribute. This is quite a strong driver as well. I think we are in good safe hands for now.

Does Jon Snow represent Luke Shaw? Bastard son who thrives at the wall?

Sorry, Baz. Heavy day and all. Come here and give us a kiss.

Are your pubes ginger too? And when you are in bed with an erection, does it look like a rocket taking off?

That there is not enough laughter in the world. People have to look at the world with better eyes than that. Should you not? do you not? And remember, for my backgound I also held the Queens commision. Humour and Football, the great levellers.

Yes, as the Irish catholic son of an Irish father and an English protestant mother who started life on Ballymurphy Road, Belfast and who's first school was Saint Aidens Christian Brothers primary school, I stand by my humourous comment. If it's good enough for Dave Allen, it's good eneough for me. Sectarianism??????I ask ya. Goatboy, you can put your back. Doughnut. If you can't see the humour in the world, at least know that I love you.

I can see it all now: In the office at St. Marys 'ring ring' MOPO: Hello Southampton football club Rodgers: Cin I speak ta Mauricio Pochettino, Plese. MOPO: Good morning Old bean, how the devil are you. This is MOPO speaking. Rodgers: I thought you couldn't speak English MOPO: Looks who's talking. Nope It's definatly moi, old fruit. How can I be of assistance? Rodgers:Well, This is Brendan Rodgers. I would like to Buy Adam Lallananananana MOPO:OKaaaaaay. And how much recompense do you believe is the correct amount to be tendered for said individual. Rodgers: Eh? MOPO: How much. Rodgers:15 million MOPO: And how soom Rodgers:Before the world cup MOPO: And why before then? Rodgers:Because his value will go up. MOPO: to how much? Rodgers: About 50 million. MOPO: Well sink me. If ya didn't just blow it again. Rodgers:****. First the Premiership title, now this deal. MOPO: I think, and you'll forgive my ponounciation, but (CENSORED DUE TO THE CRYING GAME). Now if you'll excuse one, One has soem elecution lessons to give the less fortunate. Rodgers:What about Luke Shaw?Hello,hello, is anyone there?

2007- 1 blonde white girl kidnapped in Portugal. - Worldwide search involving Portuguese and British police, Interpol and the FBI launched. - Multi million pound foundation set up along with the offer of a multi million pound reward. 2014- 230 plus black girls kidnapped in Nigeria Says it all really.