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I keep looking round with my cash in my hand looking to purchase some, hopefully within a nice french stick with some apple sauce. These people leave me hungry and very angry, as my half time pie just does not suffice. If they cannot provide said vittels they should stop advertising them. Perhaps they should start selling Backscratchers.

Gong Xi Fa Cai and Gong Hey Fat Choy to you Art and all on here. What can I say. I am breathless. Watched at home on the.....erm....telly, (yes that will do) and I was forced into the spare room with my headphones on and door closed as I was too noisey. Great Poachers goals from both Punch and Stevie reacting to the rebounds. Great play in the middle of the field and at the back. What Potsey,(my daughters nickname) has brought to us is like the second half of our game, a strength in defence and being hungry for the ball when we aren't on it. Great Great result, and hopefully we have the cherry on top of our cake. And where's our England call ups?

I enjoy watching it and think we just need more punch in the final 3rd. All hoofball will do is get the ball where we get it anyway but with less options around us. it isn't getting the ball to their area we are having problems with, it's putting it in the onion bag that is the problem.

As above for me. Should have won, lost 2 points and just not happy. We play these teams off the field just don't sink it. Bastardos. Going to kick the mataphoric dog now.

The trouble with Lawro is that he's a guess merchant based on table position rather than an in depth knowledge of the squad. Even a broken closk is right twice a day.

I don't want to **** on your fire, but I was having a slash and accidently ****ed on your fire.

I just want to say, J, that you put me onto Fringe and I have just finished watching the entire 5 seasons back to back, thanks to my....uhum...mates who have lent it to me, (yes, that sounds plausible to the FACT people). Wow. Would probably have missed it too on TV had you not pointed it my way. Many thanks.

Don't forget, all these new signings still have to........hoe can i put this..............Gel???????? I'll take cover.

Do you just cut and paste the quote and put it into all threads? This must be the third fred i've seen it on. I also think it's been e-mailed to me by customer services.

MP: Rickardo, When I told Jason Punchero to do lots of dribbling on the pitch, I didn't expect expect him to do it down his leg!!!!!

Rickie: When you said you would pull me off just before Half time, I didn't expect you to do this.

there is one in the middle and one above the sound bar

They aren't booing, they are shouting booo-erns, booo-erns.

Don't worry. We have all been there. You're forgiven.

Well, like all on here I am really peed off and I thought Nigel did a good job, things were turning around and i liked him. Now, really depressed about the future. If we are nururing young talent, what about our young talented manager. But like all fans, we are fickle. If Mauricio Pochettino keeps us up, it'll be because of Nigels previous good work. If we go down, it's because Mauricio didn't have a clue. If he starts winning with flair and conviction and we start to rise up the table, we'll still love Nigel, but will also love Mauricio Pochettino. Personally, crazy decision and you shouldn't change horses mid stream.

The problem I have with Youtube clips is that it always reminds me of the Episode of Mike Bassett when an agent shows him a video of a player and he sees all these wonderful goals being scored and buys the player, just to find out he's actually bought the Goalkeeper in the videos.

It says something when I start agreeing with Hypo.

I must confess that I posted my little pastiche as a satire at the way that some of us actually look at what is said and NOT said and try and put a spin on things to fulfill our our perception on the world. I take what any one says in interview as a small snapshot of the picture they are trying to paint, and Adkins I believe is a confidence manager, in that he looks at positives and tries to build on them, rather than negatives and trying to excuse and blame away any issues. Did the team play ****? No, not for a majority of the first half, and up until Jay goal, dominated. I watch the match and agree with that. Considering the change in the team, yes they did ok, but then Chelsea went up the gear that we don't have, knocked two in and there goes the confidence. That game is already lost. He wants to let them know that yeh, they lost to the current champions, so no shame, but play for 80 mins like the first half against Villa, and Voila. Look what they almost did to Stoke and Arsenal. I and 30,000 other people are mightily ****ed off with the way we seem to leak goals, especially in the latter stages of a game, but no need to grind the players down about it. There is an old expression in the Construction Industry, 'You can only **** with the c-o-c-k you got.' He can only play the players he has at the moment. I'd like us to get some more, like a CB, Winger and Goalie, but just wait and see if we do, and if we don't, don't assume it's because we haven't tried, or we aint got the money, or we're not experienced enough, or no one wants to come here. We will never know the reason why, as this is the way the club wish to do deals these days. You don't know, because they believe you don't need to know, and if they believe you do, it'll be painted red and white before you see it. Now i've got work to do. My coffee wont drink itself you know, and i've got subbies to bash, and clients to lie too.

So, what Adkins should have said was: We were woefully poor for 44 mins played really badly with changes in the team, these players are crap and we should sack the lot of them, over paid, under achieving failures. It's about time Rodriguez scored. their 2nd goal hit us hard, but shouldn't have. They are a nothing team, and we should have seen them off. I told the team to win 10 nil but they ignored me. We were always chasing the game after that, which we shouldn't. We wont move on from this. We have to play them in a few weeks, and now the team will be **** scared to face them. Been on a poor run playing some crap football. We should be walking this league, like we have done the previous two. In the 2nd half we should have played Chelsea of the park, as we are good enough to win the competition. In fact, anyone got the numbers of the 11 from '76? I might need them for next season. they didn't deserved the victory. Who do they think they are? There nothing but a small club in London. It was a penalty, and i'll be writing to the Premiership as we have been giving away loads, and not being awarded to the opposing team. I have fined the little Japanese feller to make an example of him. I know extent to Jose's injury, and him and Adam will be out for the next 12 - 18 months. Also it has dented his confidence so if any team are listening, kick him hard in the shin and he'll back off from any tackle. We have to make sure we are ready for the Aston Villa game - crucial. But we wont. I don't believe in all that training stuff. If they want Saints to stay up, we need to spend 600 million, and I'm happy to be sacked if we get relegated, as I can always go back to my spiritual home of Portsm.......I mean S****horpe. The Chairman don't know what he's doing. All he does is trawl through Fan websites and changing policy to spite them. And Les upstairs just wants to buy on the cheap, so he can save on wages and win his fiver bet with Ian Dowie that we'll go down. It's bad enough that Nicola forces me to play Guly to spite the Northam Stand, but i'm out of my depth in this. I only came for the vacant Physio's job. They would be better to get Harry back. And after us selling Lambo next week........wait a minute, I didn't mean that last bit. Can we start again? Ahhh, yes. Thats the way to inspire a team to be the best they can be, and to fill the hearts of the Saints fans.

I think you require the double facepalm: :facepalm:

Happy New year to you and yours from me and mine. And especially to you, Glassy.

Footballers aren't born with PL experience, you know. Until they are introduced to it, they will always be lacking PL experience. We have a team full of player with that experience now, and it means nothing. Bonding and playing as a team matters, and our defence is the priority at the moment I still feel. But I'm reserving my judgement until 1st Feb, as people far more experienced and better placed than me who work for Southampton FC are given a chance to bolster the team

Morning all, Merry Christmas to you all, and a peaceful and pleasent New Year. Lots of love The Family Site Agent

Gnot Good, Gnot Gnice at all. As Gnasher would say

Congrats Will, Jade and Baba Leo.