Secret Site Agent

Alp, don't be a stranger. I like it when you're balanced, and you should show the few that delight in goading you that you can give praise when it's due.

How could I forget this thread was going on. How many pages? We must be mad. Still, good fun though. I hope we get the chance to play them and beat them 8 - 0 to kill of ALL gloating rights. I'll be back when we get to 2000.

Shaw arrives on his Reading commemerative surf board.

Just back from the game. I was sat in the middle of the Reading faithful, as my company has season tickets to Reading. I must say they were very quiet, not vocal enough especially when Reading were in the accendency for the first 10-15 minutes. I was disappointed that they didn't join in with the Saints fans to sing 'There is only one Nigel Adkins.' as I thought they might. Onto the game, I though J Rod, SRL, Ramirez played well, also hats off to Clyne and Shaw who seemed to stop them playing theior game. I though Steve Davis played well, and was surprised he didn't get his goal. Finally a big up for Boruc as his acrobatics wound up a number of Reading fans, especially his one handed keeept up by knocking it up and moving it across the area. Be interested to see if he did save the one on the line, as the Blue hopefuls screamed foul.

ANd it's happened to me, and also I've been lined up for soemone elses job. It's business I'm afraid, it's cheap, low down, ungentlemanly and ****ttty, but that's business for you.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Help us Jevus, help us. We're going down. Help ma boab. annnnd Scene. Thank you. Thank you very much.

The Rock

I remember my Missus was always on these.

Put succinctly, No, I want a 4-0 win. And i would like to give Mr Redknapp a large Calibash pipe to smoke it in.

No, I think you're find what he is saying, and I am taking a BIT chunk of poetic licence here is: If we had Christiano Ronaldo in our team instead of Jason Puncheon, yes we would be a better team. If we had 11 Christiano Ronaldo's we wouldn't be a better team, (he's no defender, probably not a good goalie, is so far up his own arse he wouldn't pass to himself) etc.

And those that refer to it as a Mong board have high number of posts, and keep coming back again......and again........and again

Thanks for the heads up tombletomble, even though it was late for me. Not as good as the original in the build the base, and no alien attach on the base, but the upgrade on the combat is a great improvement. The allocation of roles though is a bit **** poor, i think. Still good game though.

Yes, but we had 56 million in the country then, now we have 60 million. Plus we no longer recognise those under 18 in the stats, nor those on long term disability, so the real number is far, far higher.

Daily Mirror exclusive this weekend: Saints in attempt to sign Timelords, claims Two hearts better than one.

I haven't seen it in years and my lad lent me a copy he had won in a game of Poker, (of all things to bloody win, he took 20 DVD's of a mate in lieu of 10 quid). Anyway, interesting to watch again. It's all about a club, new to the Premiership, and the shananagans that go on. A Manager, very old school, out to do the best for 'his club', based on spending a fortune on new players. Lining his own nest whilst he was at it. A chairman out of his depth wanting to succeed, new stadium, few new signings, wanting to bring champions league to his club. Then recieving the hate of the fans as the manager and agents sell all the best players, and putting ticket prices up to pay for it all, (don't think it said anythign about car parking and charges though). Young up and coming player, becoming the best in the team that he loves and grew up supporting, wanting more money, then leaving and signing for a bigger team, (or being forced to). And Unscupelous agents manipulating players and signings. All in the test of entertainment, of course. But a lot of it rung true, especially the one liners, like 'No matter the cost, the fans are only happy when they are winning'. And how '..the manager F's Up, and the chairman takes the blame.' Worth watching with an open mind, then looking at some of the clubs decisions of late and maybe try looking at the other side. And Ray Winston, an actor who shouldn't cry, based his performance on someone, and I wonder who. Roy Marsden as the chairman, plays him well, Idris Alba as the director of football and Danny Dyer as the mnagers son, and a football agent. I list the cast as there are a few on here that already know what it's all about without watching it, as they will have already made their minds up before the opening credits, based on the personailities involved.

What happened to Dickie Hale and his drum?

I keep looking round with my cash in my hand looking to purchase some, hopefully within a nice french stick with some apple sauce. These people leave me hungry and very angry, as my half time pie just does not suffice. If they cannot provide said vittels they should stop advertising them. Perhaps they should start selling Backscratchers.

Gong Xi Fa Cai and Gong Hey Fat Choy to you Art and all on here. What can I say. I am breathless. Watched at home on the.....erm....telly, (yes that will do) and I was forced into the spare room with my headphones on and door closed as I was too noisey. Great Poachers goals from both Punch and Stevie reacting to the rebounds. Great play in the middle of the field and at the back. What Potsey,(my daughters nickname) has brought to us is like the second half of our game, a strength in defence and being hungry for the ball when we aren't on it. Great Great result, and hopefully we have the cherry on top of our cake. And where's our England call ups?

I enjoy watching it and think we just need more punch in the final 3rd. All hoofball will do is get the ball where we get it anyway but with less options around us. it isn't getting the ball to their area we are having problems with, it's putting it in the onion bag that is the problem.

As above for me. Should have won, lost 2 points and just not happy. We play these teams off the field just don't sink it. Bastardos. Going to kick the mataphoric dog now.

The trouble with Lawro is that he's a guess merchant based on table position rather than an in depth knowledge of the squad. Even a broken closk is right twice a day.

I don't want to **** on your fire, but I was having a slash and accidently ****ed on your fire.

I just want to say, J, that you put me onto Fringe and I have just finished watching the entire 5 seasons back to back, thanks to my....uhum...mates who have lent it to me, (yes, that sounds plausible to the FACT people). Wow. Would probably have missed it too on TV had you not pointed it my way. Many thanks.

Don't forget, all these new signings still have to........hoe can i put this..............Gel???????? I'll take cover.

Do you just cut and paste the quote and put it into all threads? This must be the third fred i've seen it on. I also think it's been e-mailed to me by customer services.