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****ed of to Isle of Wight for a long weekend, kept scoring with tarts and played hard and loose the whole weekend.

I like the idea of imposing Jedi law. No courting the Sith. No Light Sabre battles after 10 pm. Anyone caught not liking someone's face will lose an arm. All droids in this area are not the droids your looking for. Taun-Tauns all smell worse inside than outside. The force must be with you, always. Admiral Akbar is to be obeys when he 'smells a trap'.

With all this stuff in Britain becoming worse and worse by the day, with these extremists trying to impose Sharia law, I propose that we all seek asylum somewhere. So let's seek asylum in Pakistan. We could build a huge church in the middle of Islamabad that dominates the skyline, set up chippys and shops on every corner, assault the locals who dare to come into "our" part of town, set up specialist shops selling pork products and non-halal meat, protest to the government that the name "Ramadan" is offensive to our religion, and ask that they make it more inclusive by changing it to "Starve Yourself Fest." ;lol;

No, it's not this. And No, It's not this. Thanks boys.

Same here, not having a go at anyone. He said there are a couple that he has always liked the look of, and he thinks both are 'back' players, possibly defenders and an attacking player, so either mid feild or strikers, or both. We are playing the 'long game' on one of them. I'm hoping he'll give me some more info later when he gets home. He's a bit nervey on a lot of this, unfortunatly, and is afraid of his job, that is why I only get a rare bit of info. Most of the time he's texts me with things that by the time I come to post have already been posted or are in the media.

Based on the info from The9 et al, my own little ITKer has just texted me to say there should be something in the press about Rickie at any minute...........from Nigel regarding Richie's injury and his status. Basically he's fine and going nowhere. And another little titbit, there are still a couple of transfer targets, but there are hundreds of people being offered to us, not at bargain basement prices. Feel free to wax lyrically.

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When I was freelancing as a setting out engineer I couldn't get a job in construction as it was near Christmas, so I got a job washing up through an agency. Was treated really badly by women in the Southern Water offices canteen in West End. Stuck with it over the Christmas period and enjoyed telling the Chef, who was a quite attractive 6 ft tall but *****ie blond, that I was leaving at the end of the week on a Wednesday, and she threw a fit, saying she wouldn't sign my timesheet. Told her I didn't care as I was going from earning £7 per hour to £18 an hour. As she didn't know my back ground it shocked them a little, but glad to fu{k them over in the end. And I'm glad I stole the meat box as well as they sat down and had a christmas dinner and left me out, and I had to wash their plates so worked an extra two hours but never got paid for it.

And a better one to this, that a young engineer told me when he spent a night with a slightly older more experienced woman. 'It was like opening a window and ****ing the night.'

35. When you go into McDonalds they have to use their fingers to work out your change...............and you leave with more money than you went in with.

If you just look at how he acted at Wembly during the JPT final, you can see he was enjoying it. I just loved the way he was taking photos of everything like someone who had been invited as a guest to go to something that was overwelming, not as some dodgy crook after a quick buck. I think that the little dig was just to underline a point that is all, and was very poorly done in my eyes. It just shows that they probably didn't have that much dirt to sling around. After all, the blue few would make a more interesting story, but wopuld take more than 30 secs to explain.

OK, let me just tell you what happened to me. On the way to Sollihull. Stopped in Cherwell services for 1/2 an hour and left. Came into same services 9 hours later on way home. left within twenty minutes. Car park company used me entry time on 1st visit, and departure time on second visit to charge me £ 150.00. Send them 14 pages of tracker information from company car, affadavits from 10 people, security footage of my car parked in solihull at the same time it was 'supposed' to be in Cherwell, also section of report from average speed camera company for the Association of Chief police officers where it proves that the technology is flawed in so many ways with the Number Plate technology. So, according to your logic, I should never visit a motorway services again. Thanks for that.

In true Worzal Gummidge style, Fonte screws on Alex's sensible head, whilst they use his impetous one, which he has been wearing for the last week, for penalty practice. Lallana waits patiently in the back ground for Fonte to change his concentrating head to one expressing a gentle 'been there' demeanour.

Just to give you all an update: I appealed. I won. I have invoiced them for £ 130.00 for preparation of letter, provision of proof, postal costs, photographs, witness statments and preparation of invoice. If they pay within 14 days, i am willing to give them a 50 % discount.

They play up for the cameras. I posted on here a couple of years ago when they came blasting into my Roadworks on the M1 Junction 10 sliproad, acting like a bunch of tossers knocking cones everywhere chasing after some woman whose only crime was getting confused on the roadabout with the roadworks on and cutting across a lane of traffic to get onto the hard shoulder. They didn't broadcast me and my foreman shouting at them, and arguing about their behaviour and pointing out their Chief Inspector in our compound with our Contracts manager and senior bodies from the Highways Agency. Once the camera man got back into the car, they couldn't apologies enough.

Thanks. I like where we have gone.

Arn't they a Press Agency?

Quick anacdote before gushing my pleasure. Watching the youtube clip on my big monitor, (actually a 50 inch plasma) at work and boss asks what I'm watching. 'Why Frank, i'm watching this feller we have just signed.' and points to the screen. He sits down, watches for a few minutes and says, 'I don't know about him. Looks a bit pedestrian. You want to be looking to sign that number 11 with the short hair.' 'That is him Frank.' and the final word from my 55 year old Half English, Half Italian ex semi professional footy player of a Framework Manager. 'Sweet.' I am very please with this signing and hope he comes up to our expectations. I can almost hear the conversation now: NA ' I would like to replace Puncheon, Mr C.' NC 'Who do you want?' NA 'Well, Puncheon really, but without the mercenary attitude and big head' NC 'Anyone in the Prem or Championship that fits that bill?' NA 'Not really' NC (reaching over to his phone) 'Right. I'll get the boys on it right away. Hello, it's the Big Corteze here. release the flying monkeys, send them all over europe with one mission - Find me a Jason Puncheon, or better, who likes buses. Start with doing that search thing on Football Manager 2011, and have a look on Youtube. But I want VALUE FOR MONEY.' NA 'Thanks for that, boss.' NC 'No problem. By the way, when you see that Chamberlain, tell him no pocket money this week and he's to go to bed early with no tea.' This is the era of not signing people for the sake of it, not selling people because we have to, sending out a message to bigger clubs that they aint so big and we aint gonna be pushed around no more, not paying big bucks for moderate players, telling agents where to go, not being held to ranson, sending a message that 'No One is bigger than the club', creating and keeping together a team, and only improving it, not creating a new one. And all this done with a big friendly smile that hides an iron will.

Does anyone have a link? I do prefer to look at the Churnalism myself if possible before commenting. I just think that the timing is a little strange for all this, but he does deserve the fine for blabbing to the press in my own opinion, and the one he'll get for telling the Echo he's been fined. If he wishes to leave, fine, put in a transfer request and see what happens, but last we heard NON of the top teams supposedly touting for him have actually made a bid. So why winge about not being allowed to go if no one wants him, (at the current price)? Seems a bit of talking and advice by others methinks. Poor advice at that.

Jaidi finishes his swiss model village as he has nothing better to do.

I have just appealed against CP Plus for being parked in Cherwell Services for 9 hours when I visited there on my way to Birmingham and on my way home. In between I gave a presentation and won an Environmental Award and could have 250 eye witness statements to prove I wasn't parked there. I have appealed and am awaiting their answer, (only sent it on Monday). I beleive they are cowboy ****s trying to rip us off.

I did once when sitting in bed and once when I was driving in some shorts. Painful.

As my name above suggests i am a ...........................................................................Project Manager, (old Nickname from S4E), but I used to do secret stuff.

Well, if you wanted to get back at us, sign for our biggest rivals and play the game of your life to whack in as many as possible.

I had an argument with a Yank once on a joint exercice outside Dortmund who said that it comes from the nickname for the 101st Airborne going back to the second world war, (and where the name of the book comes from, apparently). I did point out that it actually comes from Shaekespears Henry V, act 4 Scene 3 and pre-dates the formation of the 101st by 500 years. He called me a Limey faggot, in the officers mess, in front of everyone. I asked my Colonel for permission to scratch his eyes out, but he would only give me permission to insult his uniform and haircut. Sandhurst 1 Westpoint 0