Oh no! I just a really bad thing,,,,,

Sitting in traffic on Stoneham Lane and I politely lets this big Range Rover out of the Concorde car park (then noticing he wason the phone so he never even thanked or acknowledged me the way you do), follows it to the M27 roundabout and as we split into two lanes I look into his motor and its only ****ing Hermann Hreiðarsson! How on earth am I ever going to live with myself, doing a Skate a favour, and a player at that.

Last time I had contact with one of their players I hit him, though his mates then hit me, and kicked me, long time ago now, Warren Aspinall, outside Martines nightclub in Eastleigh, oh they were the days.......

LOL - you could have got in front slammed yer brakes on and hey presto at least 10K.

I called Younes Kaboul a skate C*nt there once, and i saw Jermaine Pennant go right from the left only lane in his black ferrari. AND i called Gary O'Niell a c*nt when he was sat outside of Bursledon tesco in his black Porsche 911 and got called a tw*t by the pompey fan he was speaking to lol.

I called Younes Kaboul a skate C*nt there once, and i saw Jermaine Pennant go right from the left only lane in his black ferrari. AND i called Gary O'Niell a c*nt when he was sat outside of Bursledon tesco in his black Porsche 911 and got called a tw*t by the pompey fan he was speaking to lol.

quality work

Sitting in traffic on Stoneham Lane and I politely lets this big Range Rover out of the Concorde car park (then noticing he wason the phone so he never even thanked or acknowledged me the way you do), follows it to the M27 roundabout and as we split into two lanes I look into his motor and its only ****ing Hermann Hreiðarsson! How on earth am I ever going to live with myself, doing a Skate a favour, and a player at that.

Last time I had contact with one of their players I hit him, though his mates then hit me, and kicked me, long time ago now, Warren Aspinall, outside Martines nightclub in Eastleigh, oh they were the days.......

Just phone the police, then you're about even

As he was probably going from their illustrious training complex to the M27 and only used the Concorde car park as a quick cheat to avoid having to go down to Passfield Ave, there is no way you should have let him out.

However, he might have gone there for lunch if he had forgotten to take his sandwiches with him in the morning.

As he was probably going from their illustrious training complex to the M27 and only used the Concorde car park as a quick cheat to avoid having to go down to Passfield Ave, there is no way you should have let him out.

 

However, he might have gone there for lunch if he had forgotten to take his sandwiches with him in the morning.

I am in there most weeks, and have suggested before that the Concorde ought to charge for "turning" rights, they could make a few quid. Barrier by the out lane, token from the reception desk.....

Yawn.................

Yawn.................

why are you yawning, you could start a more interesting thread yourself now if you felt like it

God not only was he a skate that you were polite too, he was the MASTER SKATE, the one that has been there for years, the skate version of claus or Michael Svenson. Jesus, you'll never get over this!

I've met HH on a few occasions through my work and despite being a dirty, smelly, pikey Skate bastard he's actually quite a nice bloke. Doesn't mean we have to be nice in return though.

You should have run him off the road, skate bastard.

what, the whole thing?

I once killed all the Portsmouth players with my bare fingers, whilst also playing the violin with my toes.

Beat that.

I was in the casino in Bournemouth a couple of months ago when I noticed Herridison playing blackjack. He was p1ssed up and waving his wad of cash about to just about anyone who cared. I went over to play the box next him and he tried to push me to one side saying "no, no, no, you play over there", my response of "I'll play where I f//king like you f//king skate c//t" went down like a lead ballon. He grabbed me by the throat and started screaming, his mate tried to bottle me and for a few seconds all hell broke lose. I ended up on the deck with a table of drinks flying everywhere. The management broke it up and I later received a letter advising me I was barred. True story.

Herridison is a c//t.

 

Herridison is a c//t.

But what about Hreidarsson ?

I was in the casino in Bournemouth a couple of months ago when I noticed Herridison playing blackjack. He was p1ssed up and waving his wad of cash about to just about anyone who cared. I went over to play the box next him and he tried to push me to one side saying "no, no, no, you play over there", my response of "I'll play where I f//king like you f//king skate c//t" went down like a lead ballon. He grabbed me by the throat and started screaming, his mate tried to bottle me and for a few seconds all hell broke lose. I ended up on the deck with a table of drinks flying everywhere. The management broke it up and I later received a letter advising me I was barred. True story.

 

Herridison is a c//t.

But this sounds so unlike the little angel you usually are?

I used to frequently let them turn into their (lol) training ground en-route to work. I would occasionally let my car creep forward at the last moment just to keep them on their toes. Redknapp was always a tempting prospect though.

I was in the casino in Bournemouth a couple of months ago when I noticed Herridison playing blackjack. He was p1ssed up and waving his wad of cash about to just about anyone who cared. I went over to play the box next him and he tried to push me to one side saying "no, no, no, you play over there", my response of "I'll play where I f//king like you f//king skate c//t" went down like a lead ballon. He grabbed me by the throat and started screaming, his mate tried to bottle me and for a few seconds all hell broke lose. I ended up on the deck with a table of drinks flying everywhere. The management broke it up and I later received a letter advising me I was barred. True story.

 

Herridison is a c//t.

Shame you couldn't have grabbed his cash in the melee'.

Not good enough Nick. Report the f...... W..... To the police!

I'd have got in front of him, stuck my bum out the window, shat on his bonnet and driven off.

You've got to be creative........

I'd have got in front of him, stuck my bum out the window, shat on his bonnet and driven off.

 

You've got to be creative........

noodles had probably just been. Fate, why do you mock us

Say multiple hail St Mary's then find his car & key it:)

That's nothing. A few years ago we went to a wedding at Hinckley and stayed the night in a local hotel. It turned out that the whole of the Portsmouth team were staying there, Rednapp, Joe Jordan, Sol Campbell the lot. They had a pre-season friendly at Leicester. On Saturday morning we went out for a recce and on returning to the hotel the whole team were walking along the road to the car park. I could have put my foot down and flattened the lot. The only thing that stopped me was that it was a dead-end and I would have had to turn round and driven over them again and I might have been caught. How can I ever live with myself?

I was in the casino in Bournemouth a couple of months ago when I noticed Herridison playing blackjack. He was p1ssed up and waving his wad of cash about to just about anyone who cared. I went over to play the box next him and he tried to push me to one side saying "no, no, no, you play over there", my response of "I'll play where I f//king like you f//king skate c//t" went down like a lead ballon. He grabbed me by the throat and started screaming, his mate tried to bottle me and for a few seconds all hell broke lose. I ended up on the deck with a table of drinks flying everywhere. The management broke it up and I later received a letter advising me I was barred. True story.

 

Herridison is a c//t.

brilliant , lol