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    Score a goal Neil Shipperley
    We will love you more than you can know...

    Bloke's a perv: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footb...-neil-20969933

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    'Stroke your cock Neil Shipperley ............... '

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    They won't have seen his ****: belly would be in the way.

    "Eat a pie Neil Shipperley..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suhari View Post
    They won't have seen his ****: belly would be in the way.

    "Eat a pie Neil Shipperley..."
    That’s what I thought! I thought, “I bet you can’t even see his todge under his massive bloated gut!”

    Great minds, Suhari, great minds.

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    Snowflakes.

    What's the world coming to when you can't show your old chap to a mother and her teenage daughter.

    I blame Brexit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ecuk268 View Post
    Snowflakes.

    What's the world coming to when you can't show your old chap to a mother and her teenage daughter.

    I blame Brexit.
    Rumour has it he was put up to doing it by Les Reed and Eric Black.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ecuk268 View Post
    Snowflakes.

    What's the world coming to when you can't show your old chap to a mother and her teenage daughter.

    I blame Brexit.
    You are sick mate!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Instant Classic View Post
    Rumour has it he was put up to doing it by Les Reed and Eric Black.
    Nah, I was Kermitsaint

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    Ironically it was Gordon Watson who had the nickname Flash

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wurzel View Post
    Ironically it was Gordon Watson who had the nickname Flash
    Flash Watson?

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    Quote Originally Posted by benjii View Post
    That’s what I thought! I thought, “I bet you can’t even see his todge under his massive bloated gut!”

    Great minds, Suhari, great minds.
    Two men, separately thinking about Shipperley's Wang? What are the odds?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ecuk268 View Post
    Snowflakes.

    What's the world coming to when you can't show your old chap to a mother and her teenage daughter.

    I blame Brexit.
    I just can’t keep up with what is and isn’t ok in this pc times.

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    In many towns in Europe the have urinals on the streets. So clearly showing off the todger in public is, at least to a degree, acceptable.

    It's also sexiest - since you don't see female urinals on the streets. Or bogs for gender neutrals.

    It's also surprising that the existance of such urinals was not mentioned in Brexit campaigning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suhari View Post
    In many towns in Europe the have urinals on the streets. So clearly showing off the todger in public is, at least to a degree, acceptable.

    It's also sexiest - since you don't see female urinals on the streets. Or bogs for gender neutrals.

    It's also surprising that the existance of such urinals was not mentioned in Brexit campaigning.
    It's not sexist because you can be a woman with a todger now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hypochondriac View Post
    It's not sexist because you can be a woman with a todger now.
    Or a chap with a fanny.

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    15 posts and nobody has mentioned his "tackle" yet? Disappointing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benjii View Post
    Or a chap with a fanny.
    Woman with a willy and a bloke with baps.

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    'during a glittering top flight career'

    Eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hypochondriac View Post
    Woman with a willy and a bloke with baps.
    Bangkok chick-boy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suhari View Post
    Bangkok chick-boy?
    Looks like a lady in fact it's a chap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hypochondriac View Post
    Looks like a lady in fact it's a chap.
    Nice baps though. And knows how to work a pipe.

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    I don't find them attractive, just confusing.

    Fascinating creatures, though.

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    In these modern times, being gender identified as Male from birth I am wondering if I am a bit old fashioned to continue considering myself as a Male of the species and whether I should get with the times and re align myself as gender neutral or just come out and announce myself as a teapot.

    Back on topic: amazed that no one has mentioned that he actually flashed a couple of Nuns - one had a stroke and the other couldn't quite reach!

    ......................................Wheres my coat?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suhari View Post

    It's also surprising that the existance of such urinals was not mentioned in Brexit campaigning.
    Lol - Give it time.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by norwaysaint View Post
    15 posts and nobody has mentioned his "tackle" yet? Disappointing.
    Great first touch though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sfc1976 View Post
    'during a glittering top flight career'

    Eh?
    Gary Glittering top flight career by all accounts!

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